Tuesday 10 July 2012

Tegann's Take On.... Landmark Sharing

     I get it all the time.... "Mrs Parx, you look incredible, where did you get that (insert something I'm wearing that's so much better than any other on the sim)". While many girls don't like to share their favorite fashion tips, I am a realist and know that people just want to be as beautiful and fashionable as me. They don't necessarily want to copy me as much as they show their love for me. It's kinda like people wearing their favorite team's logo. I know imitation is the best form of flattery so when I'm asked, I hand them the landmark. I kinda understand that bitches get pissed when they do give a LM and then the girl goes out, buys it and stands right next to her, but there's no way she will pull it off as good as me.....if she can even afford buying from where I shop. Also, if you are buying from a small time clothes maker and are keeping it your dirty little secret, you may want to rethink. If you are the only person buying, why would they keep making them. You aren't that special unless you have your own private designers like me. For you, I have come up with a strategy in order to keep the landmarks without making them think you are just a selfish bitch: 


 1. If they are fugly, you got nothing to lose. They will support the store and if she's there wearing the same thing as you, it will make you look that much better. Just hand it over


2. If the person asking looks good, you could always ignore her with the always popular waiting until she TPs out and just before you log, say "Ohhh sorry, I was afk"


3. Give them an outdated LM. You are still doing a "good deed" by "trying" to help out, but still not going to have this bitch outshine you with YOUR dress!!!


4. Add one of those "To all my Copiers" and "I'm the original blah, blah, blah". They will probably already think you are a stuck up idiot and probably won't ask in the first place. 


5. Google translate!! Type in "Suck my dick, motherfucker", translate into Azerbaijani and they will think you are probably retarded or foreign and not even try to communicate.