Friday 29 June 2012

The Senior and the Teen

     Over this past month, I've been blessed to meet so many of my loyal fans. Through autograph sessions, fan mail, stalkers and personal slaves,  I've come to realize that my peeps come in all shapes and sizes. To reach out to a broader audience. I have penned an article for the senior men who have probably gotten their last hard on by seeing me in person. For the wrinkled dudes that drooled all over my pics, whether is due to my hotness or uncontrollable muscle function in the face, this one's for you.
     So you're out cruising around in your brand new Camaro. You got the top down and the wind is really testing out this new wig. The warm air is flowing through your silk shirt and over your newly shaved chest. It's mid life crisis time and you need a sexy minx to make those shriveled balls feel young again. Whether you're just entering this stage or this phase is a distant memory, your longing for a young "friend" isn't going away. You haven't got much time so why not act on it. SLifestyles along with our expert, Kaylee Kroll are going to help make that "not-so-wet-anymore" dream, a reality. 

1. Look The Part: If you want a younger woman who like older men, it helps to look like an older guy. Grey hair(if any), wrinkles, cane, slippers, etc all indicate that you are a senior. A pair of high tops and a Justin Bieber shirt won't help in convincing her that you are older than her daddy!! Break out the Ben Gay guys and show her you can be all the daddy she needs. Slip on a robe, break out a pipe and make her your playboy bunny. RAWWRR!  Just don't go as far as wearing a diaper. There's a line, guys. All of your common sense isn't gone yet.
Kaylee says: "So true! There's nothing creepier than old guys dressing like they're still a teen or in their twenties. Women want sophistication when it comes to older guys. However, I'm not so sure about the Ben Gay..  "

2. Act Your Age: If she's into older men, she probably already know about Rihanna tramping around and 50 Shades of Grey being a glorified extended version of a Penthouse Letter. Keep it real. Talk about something you actually know about, not what you think the "cool kids" are into. You want to impress her, not sound silly. Remember she'll get that knowledge from TMZ. Don't try to be Perez!! These women are into mature men that act closer to the age of boys who eat baby food and a bib...ummm yeah but don't act disoriented and stuff. Only incorporate the stuff they would find charming.
Kaylee says: "Yeah, you know..This actually reminds me of a guy that I talked to before and he was using words like "Kewl" and "totally hawt". Later on he tells me that he's like 50 something. That's just really really unfortunate. I think it's a good idea for older men to keep up with what's current, but when they start talking like a pre-teen girl talking to her bff, it gets a bit creepy to say the least."

3. Show her some "Sugga": Show me the money!! "Food is the way to a man's heart....money is the way to a woman's p***y." Not every girl likes older guys, but there's a good chance she likes being spoiled. Push her limits by bringing her shopping. Make her your arm candy as you show her off to the guys wondering, "How the hell did HE get HER!!" They don't have to know the truth. Hey, the time you spend with her, might create a spark and she may actually fall for you!! C'mon guys, it's not like you have much time to blow your retirement fund and you can;t take it with you. Why not buy some fun and out with a BANG (wink)
Kaylee says: "I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm sure there are some women out there that enjoys old guys living in an old beat up trailer that smells like ass. However, I personally prefer more refined and wealthy men that can  take care of me. I mean, let's be real here..You're not going to be around much longer, might as well live it up and enjoy it while you can. You can't take that social security check with you to the afterlife."

4. Be an SL Profiler: Let's be honest; some people say physical appearance doesn't matter but, of course, it does. It's often the first thing you notice. It's how you determine who you want to talk in a crowd. Check her out then check out her profile. Look for signs of what she's into and open with something she's interested in. For example, if some of her groups are "Tie Me Up and Spank Me", "Abuse Me, Daddy", and "School Girls For Naughty Principal", be a dirty old man and tell her, "That sexy little ass would look good with my belt marks on it." My dirty grandpa roleplay may need help but make sure yours don't. Practice on a lady with Alzheimers or one in a coma. Be sure to check out any Flickr or blog links as well as her picks. There could be pornography which would mean there's a good chance your stash of Viagra will take a hit. Worst case scenario is another night beating it to that whore Blanche of the Golden Girls.
Kaylee says: "You know, I never can stress enough on how important it is to read people's profiles before IMing them. Imagine if you got a hot avi in the sack and looked at it after a hot fuckfest to only find the first life picture to be your grandson in drag at the Gay Pride Parade. Totally not hating on gays here, I'm just saying that for a straight guy that would probably not be a very pleasant discovery. So, yeah! Check out girls before jumping immediately into their naughty box."

5. Old Doesn't have to Mean Dead!!!: A girl don't want a guy with one foot in the grave unless he's loaded. If she's into you for more than you're money, she's going to want to spend time with you and going to bingo probably isn't on HER bucket list. Be alive and fun. Keep the conversation going and open your mind to new things that she's into. If your body can't handle it, she will be so proud of you for trying, she might just be your naughty nurse. Speaking of which, watch new porn....the ones in color and without women with a bush from her belly button to her knees. In bed, show your experience and knowledge of how to please but also throw in a few new tricks. Oh yeah, you see all those things that those girls are doing....she's probably doing them since she was 16....food for though, pervs.
Kaylee says: "It's def. good to hold your younger admirer's attention by trying out new things and being adventurous. I mean, nothing ruins the mood faster than sitting at home and watching old episodes of Matlock or Murder She Wrote."

SLifestyle's Extra Tips:
-If she's a girl who likes to take her time, dump her. you haven't got much.
-If her picks include One Direction, the actual barbie doll, or her crush on her 9th grade math teacher and how cute his butt looked last friday, you may want to decide if she's worth your last 10-15 years...wearing stripes

-If her picks include knitting, people who copy her dentures or haters at the home, she's probably not as young as her avatar looks

-If her fondness of older men, comes from her "daddy" as in the guy who's sperm was injected into her mother's fertile egg, you may want to reanalyze if what you're getting into is really for you...

-GO FOR IT!!! What do you have to lose? Time's running out; you could be in a home peeing in your pants next week so don't be too proud to be rejected. Be shameful; it could actually work. She's probably a slut with daddy issues. Take advantage.

*Special thanks to Kaylee Kroll. Kaylee has a PhD in men. She's the Quintessential Sex Kitten in the adult word of Secondlife. In her business, you don't rise to the top without knowing how the male mind works. Her dealings with men of all ages has made her SLifestyles resident expert on male/ female relationships. She's young and smoking hot so it's wise to take her advice. For more on Kaylee, visit her website below or contact her inworld. 


Saturday 23 June 2012

♂ VS ♀

     Since the beginning of human existence, there was been always been struggles between men and women. From men of the stone ages being told to at least trim his pubes once in a while after complaining that his mammoth isn't cooked medium rare, to today when men are being dragged to jail for not paying child support, the conflicts have been there. Women of the world have been kept back for centuries, but today, we are considered "equal", however, it's just a matter of when we want to take the world over for good!! Is this "equality" a myth or reality. Are women still below men or have they secretly overcome the other sex. Pfffttt, who are we kidding here. Women are far better than boys. Of course, there are exceptions but in general, its a no brainer. SLifestyles, in conjunction with the Discovery Channel and the Man Haters of America, bring you: MEN VS WOMEN: SL's Superior gender...and why women are better!! (oh it's a fact, guys!! Argue it with your grandma, mother, wife, daughter or a girl you're trying to bang and see how that goes)


1. Girls know how to work a crowd
         So imagine a girl teleporting into a sim and, upon arrival, she finds there's 15 guys there....zero females. What goes through her mind? "Hmmmm why is there no other girls here. Well that guy over there is kinda okay...well except he's 952 days old and got nothing in his profile. Whats up with that?" Then IM's start coming in and 90% are "Hi"..."How are you"......."What are you looking for here" OR "You lookin' fine girl. Getchyo ass ova here". Well attention is good but I'm outta here before this place gets any lamer. 
     On the other hand. A guy lands in a sim and is surrounded by 15 women. He looks around and thinks to himself, "Wow I'm the only guy here.....Jackpot!!" So he IM's everybody with "Hi...how are you....what you looking for....lets go over around the corner and put a couple pose balls to good use for six and a half minutes."
       I would actually be surprised if he didn't get 9 negatives, 5 ignores and 1 girl all ready to be your dirty little girl for 3 emotes and 15 different position changes. Chances are, her cock is bigger than yours. 


2. Girls look better naked
         You look around a club. Well there's this Nigel guy who looks pretty desperate for gay sex but can't get any so he replaced a penis in his butt with a stick and now looks all grumpy and serious. Hmm there's a guy, totally naked, probably showing off a huge appendage between his legs. Across the club, you got a girl wearing a dress....I think it's a dress. It's a piece of cloth at least. It don't cover her breasts or ass and I think I see a vajayjay.
       Now what's the difference between these people? Well, the guy is either trying to show off, too cheap to buy clothes, or too lazy to wear them. If he is trying to be eye candy for the girls, it's lame. Unless she's a size queen, who the hell wants it. He is probably attracting more cucks than girls but anyway, have fun with the blingy "girls" and butter faces. If the guy is too poor to own clothes, what the hell is a girl going to do with you? She's not taking care of you, buying you shit. Guys are supposed to care for the woman and what girl wants to be seen on the arm of the creepy naked dude. If the guy simply won't dress, he's also to useless to be any good in bed. The only other possibility is they are nudist, which 99% of the time are leftover hippies...that's no good
        The girl on the other hand, is in total control. You know she's getting hit up. She's showing it off, showing that she wants it...or does she? If the clothes are ridiculous, the face spooky, and wearing a smiler, then she probably is giving it away. Have fun sucking her dick, dude. If, her hair is modern, she's wearing shoes that actually look like shoes, and is obviously spending money on her look, then the guy better show up with a good game or else you are getting nowhere. There's also a chance, those smoking curves on display are just there to tease you. In either case, the guy is screwed...and chances are it's not the good way!


3. The SL economy need girls
         Go on marketplace and search for a general article of clothing. You will find the clothes available for women at least doubles the amount for men. Why? Obviously, girls like to look good. I'm sure if you ask any guy, he would say "yes" to the question but the difference is, we actually know how. Most girls have a sense for fashion and we see the need to keep updating our look. Some guys are still in their 2nd shape/skin and wear the same clothes everyday, probably jeans, boots and nothing else. The ever popular shirtless number. Spend guys!! Show the girls you aren't too cheap, you appreciate a girl that looks good. It means alot more when "You look amazing" is coming from a guy with style than a semi naked street thug. 


4. Drama Queens > Drama Kings
         You've probably seen "This is a no drama zone" in many girl's profiles and  chances are, she's been involved in so many riots that she's "tired" of them. This is probably the same girl that is 100% innocent of all charges stemming from these conflicts....if you ask her of course. She has no problem speaking her mind in local, calling people out and doing her best audition for "Days of Our Lives". She's a bitch and everyone knows it, including herself. She's the cockroach oh SL. An ugly creature that will never die but is she really that bad? It's entertaining when watching from the sidelines. It's even more fun when she's trying to suck you in but you are too smart and make her look like a huge fool. Her rants about how she's so much better than everyone else are epic, especially with all the spelling mistakes. 
          On the other hand, who likes a guy making a scene. It's pretty F'ing gay!! Calling down a girl when she denies him...he may as well take the tampon from his bitch ass and hit her with his purse. He acts like he's so used to getting whatever girl he want, but he's just a spoiled lil brat who's mama obviously breast fed until he hit puberty. Man up! You got no game and your "dominant" ways don't mean shit. If you act like a bitch, you've lose all respect. Deal with it or save the drama for yo mama. Either way, get out of our IM's. A guy that complains that you wont have sex with him or that you could possibly like someone more than him is annoying as all hell.


5. Tegann "Fucking California" Parx (XXX)
         Need I say more? When god created perfection, he didn't put a cock between my legs. He gave me an attitude to duel anybody that tries to knock me. If there was ever a doubt in your mind that girls topped guys in SL, look at me. When god prays at night, he prays to me. I have a XXX chrosome, since he couldn't fit this package into XX or XY. I've been called "egotistical and shallow", but I'm a realist. I see what I am and KNOW I'm incredible. If you think otherwise, then you don't know me. It's not easy being me. I am a goddess living in an inferior world but I accept it. You may see I've also taken a female partner. I choose her because she meets my amazingness level. It's not a lesbian relationship,  it's an awesomian one. It's not that I prefer women over men, well actually....


* Photo taken by Nik Arlington


Note: If any of the above, upsets you, then one of the categories. I'm just saying what others think. I know it sucks that you've finally found out, but at least you can change for the better, starting ......NOW!!

Thursday 14 June 2012

Nik Arlington


                                                                       Nik Arlington

 When I started SLifestyles, the plan was to gather up some interesting people and display them for all to see. I wanted to display their work in SL, but also get inside their lives and learn what makes them SL "stars". Well today, I talk to the brightest of them all, Nik Arlington. She's more of a supernova and comet in one. The shiniest of stars blazing her trail through your SL world. If you heard the name, you probably think of her innovative videos, but once you get to know her, you appreciate what makes her a superstar. It's her heart and mind that makes her stand out. Her genuine personality has made her my friend ever since. 

However, this is SLifestyles....... 

SLifestyles: Tell us about your first day in SL and what made you decide you were going to keep logging on here?
Nik: (winks at her sexy interviewer) Uhm, the first time I logged into SL I spent like 4 hours trying to make my own shape and hair off the base characters or whatever, and I am sure I looked absolutely horrible. I couldn't figure anything out, especially the pie menu, (I am not a computer genius whatsoever and I don't really play video games) I got really frustrated really fast and said 'no way'.(laughs) I left and didn't come back for a long long time. Then one of my friends and I saw this thing on TV about SL, something to do with TnT sex, real estate, and clothing designers, and how these people were making a fortune. I decided to give it another shot, and in round two, I found clothes and fashion, and skins, and shoes, and accessories, and amagad, I was hooked. I spent a small fortune when I first got here. (laughs) One of my very close friends still to this day was one of my first in SL, we opened our own club within a month of me being here, opened a sorority after that, and then did several other things together. I kept coming back because of those human connections I was making, and its still the biggest draw for me today.

SLifestyles: I come because of the thousands of daily requests to Lindens to keep me on here 24/7. Unfortunately, for the fans, they can't afford me. What was the first thing that really creeped you out and made you realize SL was full of crazies (all of different levels of course)
Nik: This Tegann girl kept following me around and she like was totes crushing on me and stalked me for days, to this date she's sadly my only stalker (laughs). No, but in all seriousness, I got sorta jaded on SL and left for about a full year. Yes, this is my ONLY avi, so that makes up like 33 percent of my time on the grid. It was a not so wonderful experience that involved me making a lot of mistakes in regards to being a little too trusting here and suffering from paranoia. I'm far from perfect, but I'm here for good now.

SLifestyles: Whats that word? Mis...mistak..ugh not in my vocabulary. Perfection is near impossible to obtain. I could possibly be the only one. You're looking at your avi who isn't much better than the one they stuck on when you join. You're thinking "I'm fucking hot. I paid for these clothes after a hard day camping and gave a private dance to pay for this hair. Nobody in SL has got shoes with this much bling." Buuut then a guy asks you to go to "his place"....a club with blue and pink pose balls everywhere. Tell us what Nik Arlington does next.
Nik: Nik would run and grab a couple of the pink balls, run to the back of the court, and yell "Dodgebaaallll!!"

SLifestyles: I've seen places you hang out and the balls are usually black. When you took your first picture in SL (probably of a sexy friend), was there something that clicked on, thinking this was something you'd want to get into?
Nik: No absolutely not, there was no clicking. But I enjoyed 'messing' around with pictures, clothes, etc. I've completely re-invented myself IRL and I'm in a digital arts program at my University now. Learning every day. Dunno if I would have discovered how much I really enjoy it (digital art) had SL not played its part in that. This is a wonderful place to practice for 'out there', SL is a real gift if you are open to looking at it that way.

SLifestyles: Well me and my readers aren't computer geek so that all gibberish. They probably stopped reading after the first sentence. No offense. Ok so the day comes when you decide you want to make a video. Describe going into your first video right through the final product.
Nik: Oh it's simple really, just turn on the camcorder, make silly faces, and then post it on youtube. (smirks) It's a long process, for me, anyways, and I choose not to pump out a movie every day for a reason. I go about it traditionally: concept, script, cast, direction of the photography, shoot, post, some more post, and then some more post.. 

SLifestyles: I'm guessing "post" is your pet name for shafts...possibly at the sims with the black balls..... You shot that for a fin domme. Did she lock you in a cage until you paid her to make the video?
Nik: Hahaha no, McKenzie Alex is just an incredible person who's insanely good at what she does. Not to mention she's a great friend. I left SL and when I came back, she was the one who encouraged me to do video here. I was bitching that I didn't have a 'thing' in SL- and I wanted to do something here. "You should make videos!" and it all snowballed from there

SLifestyles: I bet she cattle prod you until you agreed to endorse her. What kind of feedback did you get from that video and did the positives build up an ego?
Nik: The feedback was sketchy, to be honest. The 'costume', content, and premise of the video we chose was edgy, and some people like to look at things and simplify them, or call them wrong. The outfit actually featured on a very popular blog and was designed by one of the creators here that most everyone wears, and we loved it so we used it, but I'm sure they didn't call her a racist or suprematist. (rolls her eyes) I sure was though. People see what they want to see. Either people loved it or they hated it, but regardless, I wasn't taken seriously as a machinimator for it, even though compositionally it was pretty good for my first real attempt, I'm not blind. (gives a cocky little half grin). It's ok, I'm not here to please people, I'm here to share with them.

SLifestyles: So you won't be autographing my copy of Mein Kompf... Did you read my last interview? Harlee's pleased many by sharing herself with them. Sooo many of them. You then switch from a dark themed, hide your eyes style to a music video. Did you not want to be "typecast" as a freaky, devil worshipper who eats kitties for breakfast like people such as Rob Zombie, George Romero, and Betty White?
Nik: (laughs) Betty White eats kittens? Amazing. No, Gucci Gucci was more of a 'response' than anything else. People weren't very 'accepting' of me on the scene when I first got here, and in fact I saved a lot of the interesting responses I received to remind me what people can be like. It's funny too, I think SLians have short term memory loss. Some of them even approached me afterwards and told me how much they loved my work as if they didn't remember telling me 'how much I needed to improve' to be taken seriously here. Yes, I have opinions, and yes I struggle with people who have entitlement issues. You're not any better than anyone else, and neither am I. I think humility is critical to the artistic process, always. Gucci Gucci was just a little statement, people can interpret that statement any way they like. 

SLifestyles: "You're not any better than anyone else"...?????? Ohh wait...ahahaha. I love your jokes. So, as these fresh new face starts taking the SL movie world by storm, how many new "friends" came along out of nowhere?
Nik: (begins to speak like a Valley Girl)"Like O.Em.Gee Tegann, like so many, I'm suuuu populaarrr now...." (Smiles). No really, I don't really know, I definitely have a MUCH larger friends 'list' than I had ever had before, but I believe people enjoy the work, and that's why they friend me, not because I'm 'sooo speciallll'. I look at it as a sign of support for the art, and its really appreciated. 

SLifestyles: Did you meet these "MUCH larger friends" in the interracial ghetto sims you frequent... How did you handle the haters that came knocking?
Nik: Didn't you read my profile before this interview? I thought i had several picks dedicated to my haters, copycats, popularity, and originality. They're not in there you say? Oh.. I'll get right on that.. (smirks)

SLifestyles: It's just a given that a blonde has the hater picks. And then it was time to really get people's attention. You wanted to blow people away with "Sketched", but did you expect such attention?
Nik: Not at all, it still humbles me when people bring it to my attention they enjoyed it. Deedee was integral in the process, and SO encouraging, she deserves as much credit as I do, if not more. I should mention there were several people in the community that were supportive in the beginning and loved on me, but out of all of them she really took it to the next level. That girl inspired me to do the project, was a rock the whole way through, and I am so blessed to call her my friend. Special thanks to Rysan Fall, Mercedes, McKenzie Alex, Colleen Criss, Jasmine Skyward, Serenity Juneberry, WarmAnimations Lisa, Redmint, and god so many others who really supported the project the whole way through. Just amazing people in this community.

Slifestyles: Ok ok. No need for names. Fluffers don't get the credit they deserve but this isn't the place. In the video you get pounded by a nerd. Did you experience this off camera to ready yourself for the movie, like the best actors do?
Nik: Nerds are hot, what can I say, but no, I was rejected. He said I was short, fat, and poorly dressed so he would rather just wait for when we 'have' to do it on camera. (laughs) I'm a total prude when it comes to that kinda thing, and not always by choice, I dunno.. I'll do anything in the name of art, but you wont catch me personally screwing random people, or in public, or to advance my notoriety, you just wont, unless it's on a set for a purpose. More power to those who do, its not my style. Just picky is all, (laughs) maybe too picky.

SLifestyles: Umm hello. Once you find heaven, why look for more? For that video, I am proud to present you with the SLifestyles' Breakout Artist of the Year award. You got 15 seconds to give your acceptance speech so probably skip God and family and the crap everybody starts with.
Nik: Where to start, I think it was a learning process, we wanted to do something different visually, conceptually, and creatively. Inspired by Deedee's comic series she's done in the past, we're proud of Sketched and for us, it was a massive success. We really are going above and beyond to make part 2 and 3 completely different visually from part 1. It will be interesting to see how everyone responds, hopefully they like it! We don't want to simply re-invent the wheel, rather give the viewer (Lalala lalalala) a fresh look that is obviously more complex than before, and definitely (Lalala lala lalalala) pay attention to detail. The story is far more developed, and I think it's (lala lalala dum dum dum) a lot more humorous because I got to spend a little more time on refining the comedy of the piece. I want it to be fun, thoughtful, and visually fantastic. (Lalalala dum dum dum clang clang clang) So there ya go.

Slifestyles: Oh wow. Those 15 seconds pass fast. What benefits does being a famous SL movie maker bring?
Nik: Famous, another one of my favorite words. Let's call it 'known' instead? Benefits, lets see, Oh! I really have enjoyed getting to interact with some of the more proclaimed and developed artists out there, they inspire me. People like Rysan, Deedee, Serenity, Tutsy and Pixie for example. That's a real humbling experience here to get to know them a little bit better. It's also great to get to know the 'movie' community at large. There are some really great characters out there, and it's fun to be a part of. It is a lot of work, I can't lie about that, I really want to give everyone the respect and appreciation they deserve, but it's hard, I wasn't prepared for the feedback I've been getting because of the work, so if I don't answer your IM's please don't think I'm ignoring you, and like I said before, I'm totally grateful for the support.

SLifestyles: I forward fan IM's to my assistant, Mercedes Styles. She keeps my fans happy somehow. I don't ask but they aren't bugging me so it's all good. You see directors like Clint Eastwood and Steven Spielberg working as seniors but not slowing down. Is this you in 50 years?
Nik: Hahaha, I wish I could say I was that gifted or lucky. I will keep doing the work as long as it's enjoyable and beneficial for me as a person, or as long as I have something to say that might be worth listening to. Every artist has their shelf-life in regards to the public eye and the spotlight, some are longer than others, and others are timeless. I'm not that arrogant as to assume I'll be around forever. I hope to stop making movies on a high note, and not beat a dead horse by trying to 'top' something that's already been done out of fear I might 'lose' my notoriety. I've had more success than I could have ever dreamed as far as I'm concerned, when my time is up, I'll politely say thank you and make room for the next awesome generation of creators. Sometimes ya just gotta let it go. Game over dude.

SLifestyles: Hello!! You are being featured by SLifestyles. You're legacy will live on forever. Kinda like all those dumb Egyptian drawings in the Pyramids except this is historic. What advice do you have for anybody just breaking into the SL video world?
Nik: If you're doing it for money, fame, fortune, whatever, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. Do it because you enjoy it, do it for yourself first, everyone else second. Take your time, and try to communicate more than a surface message. Not that everyone will 'get' what you're trying to say, but it will mean more to you that way, and that leaves you open for better results. Just my personal experience.

SLifestyles: Words of wisdom. Only the greats like Nik and I get to experience fame and fortune. Chances are, you aren't great. You've recently branched into the world of photography and had a pic featured in a popular blog. (it will be unnamed since I was denied membership...fuckers!!). Do you think you have a natural talent for visual sexiness or are the majority of others just lame and make you look good?
Nik: Wow, that's a loaded question. I think my appreciation for art and what is 'sexy' is as personal as everyone else's, what appeals to me may not to the next person. In that respect I think we all have an avenue here that the work can be appreciated no matter who you are or what you do. But I am really grateful for Serenity and The Pornstars blog for featuring some of my work there, I love her work, absolutely, and it's really an awesome feeling to be validated on her site. 

SLifestyles: Welllll... "lucky" you. You should be grateful that they didn't let me in. Hence, You are now the hottest, most talented person in the group. Any other "businesses" in SL you'd like to get involved in?
Nik: This place is trouble for me, I want to do it all (laughs), but I also think its important to appreciate what other people do here. I think I've found my outlet, and for the most part I'll be here to enjoy other people's as well.

SLifestyles: Try keeping enjoying other people's outlets to a minimum please.... In your recent blog entry, you take a shot at avatars who aren't so "original". What makes Nik Arlington original?
Nik: Oh my, I was hoping that wouldn't come up. (laughs) I was more making a statement than anything else. We're all people here, and we are, for all intensive purposes, equal. I feel as though the majority of the individuals in SL who have really defined themselves in one way or another did so with integrity and respectability. That development is based on what they do, not what they say. There are some exceptions to the rule fur sure, but for the most part I see some misinterpreted examples of that giving off the impression in order to 'be something' here you have to proclaim certain things that really have nothing to do with your originality. What really just drives me insane is the narcissism I see sometimes. You didn't 'create' that identity, you manipulated it using other peoples creations, and we all influence one another here. You weren't here first, you aren't the 'original original', and if you were it certainly wouldn't stem from simply looking a certain way or saying certain things, just like someone else did. Haters, yes, there are people who are annoying in SL, and there are stalkers, and people that obsess over others, but I think if we look at it as we have 'haters' like we own a smart phone, it validates a really horrible ideology that I just refuse to participate in. I think all things in SL that can be considered 'original' are a pastiche to what's already been done before. My work included.

SLifestyles: Yuck. Arrogant, vain people who can't see reality piss me off more than people's prim tit lag. What have you seen lately in SL that you are taken by because of the originality?
Nik: Tutsy's Metasex. And people that don't have a section dedicated to copycats in their profile.

SLifestyles: Ohhhh. Well I really expected SLifestyles to be your answer but umm that's just fine. (sniffles)I know pretty girls aren't supposed to cry but it's hard being this icon sometimes. Moving on.....if you watched this new video that everybody is talking about and you see they totally copy your style, what would you do?
Nik: I'd hope they did it better than I did, and I'd congratulate them if they did. That's the right answer, right? (laughs) Inside I'd be furious for a while, because I'm no fucking angel and I'm not perfect, and I'd probably bitch about it for a minute to my close friends, get caddy and say things I don't mean, but eventually I'd hope I'd have the emotional maturity to take myself out of the equation and realize that art is art, and its always a replication of a different perspective. Original thought really doesn't exist to me, so in a way it would be like I contributed on a different level to building on something that is potentially great. 

SLifestyles: Didn't you ask me to take out Harlee Fallen after her video blew your mind? Your profile picks are pretty much a billboard for big SL companies like Vista Animations and LumiPro. Have you "sold out" to the SL corporate world?
Nik: Let's be honest here, I know very few, and I do mean very few, people who are 'getting rich' on movies or fame and fortune in SL. That to me is an illusion. But I do think that creativity in SL gets appreciated, and it's a back and forth. There are a few wonderful creators that help make my work possible, and I work with them because I have an absolute affinity for what they do here. It's an honor that they are willing to help make my little pictures possible, so I will do whatever I can for them. 

SLifestyles: Lets play a game. Fill in the blanks: S_CK  _P (clue: brown noser) What are your favorite stores for clothes, poses, hair, etc that you aren't getting paid to endorse?
Nik: Haha. Those are my little secrets, plus I don't think its fair to those who do put themselves on the line for me to endorse their competitions work. If you want to know where I got my shape, you can IM me, I'll let you know.... maybe... better try a demo first... to be sure... (winks).

SLifestyles: Round 2.  P_SSY (a chicken. Often a sell who choses not to give props because she's scared of the people who give her stuff) You're schedule must be pretty hectic since you are now in high demand. How do you balance work and fun time?
Nik: I struggle with that, I do the best I can. (laughs) Fortunately I really enjoy the work so it's sort of one and the same. I could probably get laid more.

SLifestyles: Haha such a jokester. We all know you are in a relationship with a sexual goddess. Speaking of which, you're recently partnered. She must be an amazing woman. Tell us more about her..
Nik: Well she runs a fantastic blog and we all know the only reason I got this interview is because of her (smiles). I've known Tegann for a long long time, she's fantastic, and absolutely one of my closest friends here. Funny, sexy, smart (ass), and she's the second best shopper I know. She keeps me honest and laughing, I'm generally interested in what she has to say, and she's a beautiful person, inside and out. She's authentic, that would be my best way to describe her, and I appreciate that in people. (smirks) Our partnership is a very interesting story (laughs) but it's one I'll keep for meh, thank you very much. (winks)

SLifestyles: Did I hear "2nd best"? Luckily, I got that prenup. Rumors are that it was an extravagant wedding with celebrities, royalty and thousands of paparazzi. Was it really all that?
Nik: We were drunk and it happened in Vegas by a midget Elvis impersonator. Our 'engagement' was all of about five minutes, and I don't think there was or are any rings. Why, Who told you that?

SLifestyles: The CIA work for SLifestyles now. No information is private but your story is true romance. Such a perfect partnership. What has been the best and worst part of married life?
Nik: Best part is the person I'm all partnery with. Worst part is everyone assumes Im a lesbian, or don't understand what's really going on, which is fine. I probably won't be fucking any ass-umers anyway and that's all they care about anyway, so.

SLifestyles: Probably? If they like their cocks not severed at the balls and permanently lodged in their ass, the won't be fucking. Have you faced any negativity from anti-lesbian groups such as brainwashed Christians with their head up their asses like Dr. Laura Schlesinger, ignorant Republicans, or butt-hurt SL "ladies men" who are all badass until they find out they can't have you and then turn into sniffling babies?
Nik: I think anti-lesbian groups run in small circles in SL. As for the ladies men? Hey, we all know that for the most part its all a joke. There are very few men out there who don't send the same lame approach to every girl who's within earshot in an effort to score, so I think it works out in my favor.

SLifestyles: Ahh the clever ""copy and paste "You are so fine baby. Put these other girls to shame" to every girl in the sim" trick. For all those who turned you down when you were first getting into the video business....the people and groups who passed on your offers for free work.....what departing words do you have for those dickheads?
Nik: How do ya like me now? I was rejected by a good portion of the sl movie community at first, and although I forgive, I don't forget. , For instance, I wasn't 'allowed' to participate in the SL Machinima Arts Guild, that hurt a little bit at first. I can openly say I believe that guild to be wrong in their decision, that if it was truly based on the content of my movies, or because they want to remain 'pg' as they expressed, then there are several other members of that particular community that shouldn't be welcome to participate. And there definitely wouldn't be an independent portion of their website dedicated to things of a more adult nature. This is all 'hearsay' mind you... based on some information from a very reputable source, and I by no means wish to slander the guild, these are simply my opinions. We can argue semantics all we want, but there is nothing I have done that hasn't been done before who are actively involved, in regards to reasons why I wouldn't be allowed to be 'a part of'. Their suggestion was I make an 'alt' in order to participate. Forget that. I am who I am. Let me make one thing clear, I am not a porn director. I make digital art, and a lot of my work is erotic and has adult content. I'm good at it, I know that, and I'm just getting warmed up here, so be expecting more where that came from. I don't have the patience for hypocrisy or double standards. I will continue to make films in SL and the content will be whatever suits the project. I will openly express my opinion about my experiences in regards to how I was, am, and will be treated. Hopefully the reasoning for doing what 'they' do, whoever 'they' are, reflect the integrity of their cause, because if not, it might be discussed at some point. Do the right thing, for the right reason, just a rule of thumb. And be cautious how you treat people on your way up, they're the ones you'll have to deal with on your way back down.

     At this point, I had to end the interview. She's too sexy when she is calling people out and we hadn't had sex in the past 3 hours. I mean, look at her pics.... you know you wanna hit that..... Watch for Cheesecake's SKETCHED 2 in the upcoming weeks. It will take eye candy to a whole new level of visual sweetness.....Later gators!! 

To see Nik Arlington's incredible talents, check out these links:

Sunday 10 June 2012

Harlee Fallen

                                                                        Harlee Fallen


     Love her, hate her, envy her or worship her...there's a good chance you've heard of her. If you haven't had the honor of meeting her, SLifestyles is giving you the chance to know Harlee Fallen. A common face on the SL porn scene over the years and featured in many blogs, Harlee has fought through many rumors and drama, and came out with her head held high. Some give her credit for making the whole "barbie" look popular in SL and she's accepted all the stereotypes, linked to the look, to make her an SL star. Nobody has embraced the phrase, "Bad publicity is good publicity" like Harlee....well actually, who'd know who Paris Hilton was except for her constant slutiness leaked to the media.


SLifestyles: You claim to be the "original". Why did you choose to be a dumb blonde slut in SL?
Harlee Fallen: I don't claim to be the 'original' barbie. I know i am. Before me, most of these bitches hadn't even discovered fake tits. However, I can only take it as a compliment. I don't think it was much of a choice, to be honest. It just came naturally (giggles)


SLifestyles: Wow, I never knew you were the inspiration behind the doll.  I have to admit though, the name Harlee Fallen is very well known....almost as popular as Tegann Parx. How do you think you've gotten so famous?
HF: Oh, well yea, I am pretty notorious around these part., It's just one of those things, I guess, people will always need idols, Megan. I think it was my personality. I was very much liked.... more so then disliked in the 'bimbo community' and when I began doing porn and taking sexy pictures,. It all just escalated. I have a section in my blog describing my fabulous life...


SLifestyles: Umm helllooo, it's Tegann. I guess you're star stuck. What are the highs and lows of your rise to SL fame?
HF: The highs would totally be the money, the glam life I'm living on a daily basis, the fans, the attention, of course, and the lovely genuine people I've met (which are very few). And the bad.....the stalkers, the wannabe's and the psychos. Its like, be yourself not me. I didn't have a blue print of the style I was going to have, so why should you? Then, of course, just the haters because we already know, misery needs company, but that clearly failed. (laughs whilst sipping her glass of Crystal)


SLifestyles: It sounds like you've already drank enough today.Maybe you should slow it down. It's 10 am. Along the way, approximately how many cocks did you suck to get to where you are?
HF: Gosh.....thousands probably. It's not called a blow 'job' for nothing, honey.(giggles)


SLifestyles: And you are at the top of your profession. You've punched alot of overtime through the years. What is it worth all STD's to become well known?
HF: Like totally. There's medication for that. My bank balance, however, has never been sick due to my SL fame.(giggles)


SLifestyles: Drinking while on meds...explains quite a bit. You just passed 1000 days in SL. What has been your greatest accomplishment?
HF: I think winning the Pixel X contest was really a big achievement and I had the most viewed video on SL Porntube. I wouldn't say I've had my greatest accomplishment just yet, but who knows, there's still time if i feel like it.(giggles)


SLifestyles: I think going 2 hours without getting naked would be quite the accomplishment. Do you credit a daily diet and multiple daily face masks of sperm as the secret to your looks?
HF: That and good old Dr 90210(giggles)


SLifestyles: I know a new up-and-comer doc who could help you out. Dr Jack Kevorkian, Jr. Why is Harlee Fallen single?
HF: To be honest, I'm the worst girlfriend in the world. In a relationship, I become totally clingy (if i really like the guy) and then there's the fact that most guys are just intimidated by me. I don't think I've every really looked for an SL boyfriend though, they sort of just come along. And I've been really hurt in the past by someone in particular (not anyone who you may think i.e Maximus) and part of me thinks I'll never meet someone like that again. So why bother?


SLifestyles: Did you ever think you had found someone to settle down with?
HF: If the things that happened, never happened...like for sure...but they did, so thats not gonna happen. One thing I've learned in this 'industry' is you're the only one who you can depend on......and never trust anybody.


SLifestyles: Luckily, all my people already committed their souls to me.  If you could take a hit out on 3 people in SL, who would they be?
HF: (laughs) I think I'll keep that one to myself. However, there are quite a few...


SLifestyles: Awww peace keeping Harlee Fallen. That's no fun! What do you have to say about anyone who has copied you over the years?
HF: Like I said earlier, just be yourself, not me. I mean, I used to be flattered, then it just became sad. Like i wasn't impressed, at all and its like they know exactly what they're doing and everyone else can see too. But then i know some are just genuine and fall into that look by seeing others, so they don't know where it originated from. Like i can recall 2 years ago when nobody looked the way they do now, before I switched it up. So my thing is this..."Fashion fades, style is eternal"(giggles)


SLifestyles: So, because of you, we have this blonde, plastic, airhead army running around...Thanks!! In your 1000 days, have you ever met anyone as awesome as me?
HF: (sucks teeth) I once met Minnu Palen....


SLifestyles: Ahh ex-Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's 3 legged kitty. She is pretty awesome. What 5 words best describe the life of Harlee Fallen so far?
HF: Fabulous
Flawless
Glamorous
Iconic
Rich


SLifestyles: Wow, that is actually 5. Maybe that's your greatest accomplishment thus far. I kid of course. Why did you become an SL porn star? 
HF: I wanted a bigger fan base. Simple as that.


SLifestyles: I've seen them. You got a few things bigger than a fan base. You say you hate the media. Do I make you reconsider that?
HF: I dislike the media...I don't hate them. I know, without them, I wouldn't be the superstar SLebrity i am today. Well, i probably would be, but it's like how designers use bloggers to show off their outfits. So, sure.I do love talking about myself.


SLifestyles: Your group is titled "Adore the Whore, Harlee Fallen". What makes you such a whore?
HF: (giggles) I didn't even make that group. A fan did and it sorta became a fan club. I didn't even think it would be as popular as it is, but I guess, being a whore these days is like the equivalent to being a Dr ...in SL.


SLifestyles: Well, you would definitely have a few hospitals name after you. Your profile says you are the "Center of Attention". Is this referring to you in the middle of a gangbang or bukkake?
HF: Like no. Its referring to the fact my name is in everyone's mouth, even when I'm not doing anything in the media currently This is my first interview in months, so you're welcome.


SLifestyles: Oh don't worry. I put your "thank you" gift in your champagne. You say you have a big mute list. What's the worst thing anyone has ever said to get muted?
HF: Gosh, I don't think there's anything anyone can really truly say to get muted straight away. It's when they constantly beg for my attention. It sort of gets old and I don't have time for that, so i just mute. It's like the best thing ever...


SLifestyles: And derender. Hey, where did you go? Besides yourself and, of course, me...who else in SL do you consider a legend?
HF: (giggles and side-eyes her manager, Kris Jenner) Uhm Kadin Spires. She's definitely someone I consider original and a legend. She was the one who modified my implants to make them PERF which, of course, was slowly copied by every bitch and their mother...but definitely Kadin..


SLifestyles: The original, legendary titty fucker. That's one awesome title actually. In your dislikes, you mention "shit talkers". In another pick, you ask girls who sucked off your ex's "how does my ass taste". Do you have some kind of weird freaky obsession with feces?
HF: Uhm i think those are pretty self explanitory. Next question...


SLifestyles: In your "likes" pick, you say you like "originality" and "pretty people", so obviously you like me. However, do someone as beautiful and talented as me kind of intimidate you?
HF: Not at all. I appreciate originality. I think its something refreshing and when I see someone doing something out of the box, I love it. I could totally be that person's friend. Sadly, its me most people find intimidating...


SLifestyles: So you love me and want to be my friend...you are officially a Tegannator. When you aren't milking men for money, being a complete slut on and off screen and fighting off haters and stalkers, what does Harlee Fallen do in SL?
HF: I actually do ALOT more then slut around. I have friends, that I've known for years, that I chill with. Most are really popular SL designers or bloggers or something. There's a vast amount of stuff, but my number one passion is shopppping!(giggles)


SLifestyles: It's just a coincidence that these people only come around when you mix alcohol and medication. What projects do you have coming up in SL?
HF: t this present moment, I haven't taken on board anything. I've been offered movie roles. I still talk to alot of directors and, maybe when I feel interested again, I may begin to come back onto the scene....but at this current moment, I'm just totally having fun


SLifestyles: Whats the most messed up thing you've ever seen in SL?
HF: The most messed up has to be that whole 'furry' shit. Like, I just never understood it and they are so dirty and freaky its gross. Like, why do people want to fuck a cartoon fox....(adjusts her bra)


SLifestyles: I wonder the same about a plastic doll. Finally, why don't you take this great opportunity to make a final official statement regarding blogs and rumors containing your fine name. Don't hold back...theres no censorship here....
HF: I don't address irrelevant people, and they'll never be mentioned in any interviews, because that's what they want. And, as for any official statements, my manager Kris Jenner deals with all that. (giggles) Also, for more on Harlee Fallen read my blog and in closing, I'd like to add, I love ALL my fans  <33


     Well, I contacted Kris Jenner for a statement, but I got sidetracked and somehow, I'm scheduled to marry Kim K next week. Luckily, the divorce follows 2 days later. Oh and Kourt, if you're reading..call me. (wink wink)


Harlee's blog: http://virtualbarbie.blogspot.co.uk/



Friday 8 June 2012

Ayara Von Tease

                                                     Ayara Von Tease


     Today, I'm featuring a true beauty that defines the word "sexy". Although she maybe best known as a star in the SL porn world, she has the natural ability to make people not only want her, but want to be her. Obviously, her stunning good looks will be the first thing you notice. Her sultry eyes immediately captivate you, luring you into her hypnotic trance. If you somehow escape her stare, you have zero chance of avoiding her traffic stopping body. I know you worship me so my word is gold but words don't do this girl justice so check her videos and photos to see for yourself. 
    If looking like an angel sent from sexual heaven isn't enough, she also gives her fans a chance to experience the one and only Ayara Von Tease first hand. Break out your wallets and come watch those curves in action at Frank's Gentlemans Club or live out your wildest, naughtiest fantasies when you hire her for some alone time. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about (wink, wink).
     As a warning, don't try to fit Ayara into the "bimbo slut pornstar" stereotype. She uses her company, Pink Productions, to display her natural sexual aura and editing ability through video and photography. Be thankful that she displays her talents with such awesomeness with her fans. However, don't think you can just say "Hi" and slap a condom on. You better be creative and interesting if you got any chance at all, guys. 
      So, now that you know that she's stuck in every guys minds, how can girls not be envious? Well, its not easy for most. You damn well should be. She's hot, talented and your man is probably picturing her when he's routinely ejaculating prematurely in bed with you. Its hard to blame him. I've had to take two breaks just writing this. But wait, ladies. Don't hate. She makes shoes!! The one thing that can be used to make all sins be forgiven. She can run over your dog, but it's fine cause she's got a shoe store. Send your man home, clothes ripped to shred, zombified, and broke...its ok 'cause she's got a shoe store. Doubting me? What if I tell you they are 99L and 199L? No joke. Go visit or check her out on marketplace. 


P.S.  Look for Ayara in Nik Arlington's upcoming sequel in her blockbuster Sketched series, with a guest appearance by a true SL superstar. Stay tuned for more insider scoops. 


Links:
Marketplace: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/43047
SL Porntube: http://www.slporntube.com/profile/58/Ayara/
Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/45183903@N07/

Thursday 7 June 2012

Blind Date

     I wouldn't have become the queen of all SL media by being close-minded and not putting myself in uncomfortable positions, whereby I lower myself to fit in with  the rest of SL. It's not easy for me to do this, so I hope people realize its done with the reader in mind. Can you imagine Oprah going undercover as a cracked out prostitute? Well, its not unlike what I've done in this edition of SLifestyles. I will give you the opportunity on going on a blind date through the eyes of the one and only, Tegann Parx!!
     
     So, I get all prettied up (which doesn't take much effort) and take my personal limo to the restaurant. I would never have a guy pick me up for so many reasons:  
1. Most likely, he will fall in love with me and stalk me. 
2. I don't want mid to low class car stench clinging to my high class clothes. 
3. How could he possibly keep his focus on the road when I'm sitting next to him
This face is insured for millions but I'm not taking the chance of messing with perfection by being in an accident. 


     Out of the car, I step, to the familiar blinding lights of paparazzi camera flashes. As security beats them aside, I walk through the bodies and inside the restaurant. With all eyes on me, I'm escorted to my seat next to the lucky guy. First impressions are important so here is what I give him (out of 10):


Hair- Boring. Prince Charles-like and I'm no Camilla (2)
Physique- Cheeseburger diet and toilet squatting is the only exercise this guy gets (1)
Clothes: I've seen better on in National Geographic does African poverty but at least they cover up his body (9)
Shoes: I can't see them because they are under the table...thankfully (9)
Odor: Walmart cologne with a mix of Honda Civic does not equal the smell of Benjamins (1)
Overall Looks: If he worked for me and I was wasted, I possibly could...maybe (2)


     As I sit, I can tell by his expression that he's in awe of the spectacle before him. After a few moments he regains his composure just enough to speak: 


Max Van der Heuser:(drools) Hmmmmmm  
TP: Hi
Max Van der Heuser: Hi yourself (wow, lame but possibly still stunned by my presence)
TP: What do you like to do for fun in SL?
Max Van der Heuser: Play with little cuties (I bet!! Maybe kittens that aren't old enough to run away??)
TP: Oh? What type of girls do you like?
Max Van der Heuser: The type that squeal when I lick them. (Squeal....really? Should I run now?)
TP: Like a pig?
Max Van der Heuser: Well, maybe so haha (Zoosadism: the sexual attraction to inflicting pain or seeing pain inflicted on animals)
TP: I'm confused. You like girls with turned up noses, a few extra pounds and perhaps a squiggly tail?
Max Van der Heuser: I like girls with daddy issues, who like their legs in the air, and my head in their pussies. (Waits for Ashton Kutcher to come out with his cameras, telling me I'm PUNKED!!)
TP: Why do you like girls with baggage?
Max Van der Heuser: Easier to walk away... (umm okaayyy. Walking away sounds like a good plan now BUT I am here for the Tegannators)
TP: So screw 'em and screw 'em over?
Max Van der Heuser: Screw them and then see if they come back for more (me thinks he's still waiting)
TP: You don't sound like dating material, to be honest
Max Van der Heuser: Who said anything about dating? (Are we not on a  D_TE)
TP: You want to skip dating and go straight to marriage?
Max Van der Heuser: Definitely never said anything about marriage ... SL isnt about dating or marriage or do you take it way too serious? (Is this one of those terminally ill people and I'm here fulfilling their dying wish. Did my manager mess up my calendar? Why am I here?)
TP: Why wouldn't you want to marry me? I'm the best you could ever dream of...
Max Van der Heuser: You are too confrontational and I am pretty sure you are no where close to the best (Ok so now he has realized the obvious...I'm out of his league and in a final attempt to save face, he's trying to put me down. Who's he trying to fool. Who the fuck else is the best if it not me?)
TP:  I am "too" nothing (except TOO good for him)
Max Van der Heuser: See - proved me right (nooo everything about me being here is sooo WRONG)
TP: You're just proving you aren't at my level because you are ignorant to the fact that I am superior to any other avatar you know.
Max Van der Heuser: Attractive, but in the end, it would never work out. (you are just figuring this out now?) Stay on that pedestal ... hope that works out for you. It was fun chatting. (I sense bitterness and sarcasm)
TP: Of course. Everyone loves chatting me
Max Van der Heuser: I bet they do 


  Sitting back in my car, I reflect on the evening. It was evident the guy wasn't in the .05% of the SL population that are within my league, but was that the reason behind his hostility towards me? Many times, my dates can't handle the attention on them from within a small gathering. If they aren't capable of that, there's no way they can withstand the legions of my screaming fans. Could the realization of this during dinner messed up his mind? Who knows. In my expert opinion, his parents paid their life savings to set this up with a mutual contact. They could not accept the fact that their son was gay. They were, however, smart enough to know that if there was any hope to save him from homosexuality, that being with me was it. Little did they know, homosexuality isn't a choice and he was born this way. He saw perfection personified and knew there was no penis between my legs. He couldn't accept his lifestyle at that moment and it filled him with hate. Anyways, it's not my problem. I'm sure it won't be his for long either. With all the medications, shrink visits and suicide attempts, his mind will be too scrambled. The moral of the story is: If you are in over your head, you will probably drown.