Love her, hate her, envy her or worship her...there's a good chance you've heard of her. If you haven't had the honor of meeting her, SLifestyles is giving you the chance to know Harlee Fallen. A common face on the SL porn scene over the years and featured in many blogs, Harlee has fought through many rumors and drama, and came out with her head held high. Some give her credit for making the whole "barbie" look popular in SL and she's accepted all the stereotypes, linked to the look, to make her an SL star. Nobody has embraced the phrase, "Bad publicity is good publicity" like Harlee....well actually, who'd know who Paris Hilton was except for her constant slutiness leaked to the media.
SLifestyles: You claim to be the "original". Why did you choose to be a dumb blonde slut in SL?
Harlee Fallen: I don't claim to be the 'original' barbie. I know i am. Before me, most of these bitches hadn't even discovered fake tits. However, I can only take it as a compliment. I don't think it was much of a choice, to be honest. It just came naturally (giggles)
SLifestyles: Wow, I never knew you were the inspiration behind the doll. I have to admit though, the name Harlee Fallen is very well known....almost as popular as Tegann Parx. How do you think you've gotten so famous?
HF: Oh, well yea, I am pretty notorious around these part., It's just one of those things, I guess, people will always need idols, Megan. I think it was my personality. I was very much liked.... more so then disliked in the 'bimbo community' and when I began doing porn and taking sexy pictures,. It all just escalated. I have a section in my blog describing my fabulous life...
SLifestyles: Umm helllooo, it's Tegann. I guess you're star stuck. What are the highs and lows of your rise to SL fame?
HF: The highs would totally be the money, the glam life I'm living on a daily basis, the fans, the attention, of course, and the lovely genuine people I've met (which are very few). And the bad.....the stalkers, the wannabe's and the psychos. Its like, be yourself not me. I didn't have a blue print of the style I was going to have, so why should you? Then, of course, just the haters because we already know, misery needs company, but that clearly failed. (laughs whilst sipping her glass of Crystal)
SLifestyles: It sounds like you've already drank enough today.Maybe you should slow it down. It's 10 am. Along the way, approximately how many cocks did you suck to get to where you are?
HF: Gosh.....thousands probably. It's not called a blow 'job' for nothing, honey.(giggles)
SLifestyles: And you are at the top of your profession. You've punched alot of overtime through the years. What is it worth all STD's to become well known?
HF: Like totally. There's medication for that. My bank balance, however, has never been sick due to my SL fame.(giggles)
SLifestyles: Drinking while on meds...explains quite a bit. You just passed 1000 days in SL. What has been your greatest accomplishment?
HF: I think winning the Pixel X contest was really a big achievement and I had the most viewed video on SL Porntube. I wouldn't say I've had my greatest accomplishment just yet, but who knows, there's still time if i feel like it.(giggles)
SLifestyles: I think going 2 hours without getting naked would be quite the accomplishment. Do you credit a daily diet and multiple daily face masks of sperm as the secret to your looks?
HF: That and good old Dr 90210(giggles)
SLifestyles: I know a new up-and-comer doc who could help you out. Dr Jack Kevorkian, Jr. Why is Harlee Fallen single?
HF: To be honest, I'm the worst girlfriend in the world. In a relationship, I become totally clingy (if i really like the guy) and then there's the fact that most guys are just intimidated by me. I don't think I've every really looked for an SL boyfriend though, they sort of just come along. And I've been really hurt in the past by someone in particular (not anyone who you may think i.e Maximus) and part of me thinks I'll never meet someone like that again. So why bother?
SLifestyles: Did you ever think you had found someone to settle down with?
HF: If the things that happened, never happened...like for sure...but they did, so thats not gonna happen. One thing I've learned in this 'industry' is you're the only one who you can depend on......and never trust anybody.
SLifestyles: Luckily, all my people already committed their souls to me. If you could take a hit out on 3 people in SL, who would they be?
HF: (laughs) I think I'll keep that one to myself. However, there are quite a few...
SLifestyles: Awww peace keeping Harlee Fallen. That's no fun! What do you have to say about anyone who has copied you over the years?
HF: Like I said earlier, just be yourself, not me. I mean, I used to be flattered, then it just became sad. Like i wasn't impressed, at all and its like they know exactly what they're doing and everyone else can see too. But then i know some are just genuine and fall into that look by seeing others, so they don't know where it originated from. Like i can recall 2 years ago when nobody looked the way they do now, before I switched it up. So my thing is this..."Fashion fades, style is eternal"(giggles)
SLifestyles: So, because of you, we have this blonde, plastic, airhead army running around...Thanks!! In your 1000 days, have you ever met anyone as awesome as me?
HF: (sucks teeth) I once met Minnu Palen....
SLifestyles: Ahh ex-Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's 3 legged kitty. She is pretty awesome. What 5 words best describe the life of Harlee Fallen so far?
HF: Fabulous
Flawless
Glamorous
Iconic
Rich
SLifestyles: Wow, that is actually 5. Maybe that's your greatest accomplishment thus far. I kid of course. Why did you become an SL porn star?
HF: I wanted a bigger fan base. Simple as that.
SLifestyles: I've seen them. You got a few things bigger than a fan base. You say you hate the media. Do I make you reconsider that?
HF: I dislike the media...I don't hate them. I know, without them, I wouldn't be the superstar SLebrity i am today. Well, i probably would be, but it's like how designers use bloggers to show off their outfits. So, sure.I do love talking about myself.
SLifestyles: Your group is titled "Adore the Whore, Harlee Fallen". What makes you such a whore?
HF: (giggles) I didn't even make that group. A fan did and it sorta became a fan club. I didn't even think it would be as popular as it is, but I guess, being a whore these days is like the equivalent to being a Dr ...in SL.
SLifestyles: Well, you would definitely have a few hospitals name after you. Your profile says you are the "Center of Attention". Is this referring to you in the middle of a gangbang or bukkake?
HF: Like no. Its referring to the fact my name is in everyone's mouth, even when I'm not doing anything in the media currently This is my first interview in months, so you're welcome.
SLifestyles: Oh don't worry. I put your "thank you" gift in your champagne. You say you have a big mute list. What's the worst thing anyone has ever said to get muted?
HF: Gosh, I don't think there's anything anyone can really truly say to get muted straight away. It's when they constantly beg for my attention. It sort of gets old and I don't have time for that, so i just mute. It's like the best thing ever...
SLifestyles: And derender. Hey, where did you go? Besides yourself and, of course, me...who else in SL do you consider a legend?
HF: (giggles and side-eyes her manager, Kris Jenner) Uhm Kadin Spires. She's definitely someone I consider original and a legend. She was the one who modified my implants to make them PERF which, of course, was slowly copied by every bitch and their mother...but definitely Kadin..
SLifestyles: The original, legendary titty fucker. That's one awesome title actually. In your dislikes, you mention "shit talkers". In another pick, you ask girls who sucked off your ex's "how does my ass taste". Do you have some kind of weird freaky obsession with feces?
HF: Uhm i think those are pretty self explanitory. Next question...
SLifestyles: In your "likes" pick, you say you like "originality" and "pretty people", so obviously you like me. However, do someone as beautiful and talented as me kind of intimidate you?
HF: Not at all. I appreciate originality. I think its something refreshing and when I see someone doing something out of the box, I love it. I could totally be that person's friend. Sadly, its me most people find intimidating...
SLifestyles: So you love me and want to be my friend...you are officially a Tegannator. When you aren't milking men for money, being a complete slut on and off screen and fighting off haters and stalkers, what does Harlee Fallen do in SL?
HF: I actually do ALOT more then slut around. I have friends, that I've known for years, that I chill with. Most are really popular SL designers or bloggers or something. There's a vast amount of stuff, but my number one passion is shopppping!(giggles)
SLifestyles: It's just a coincidence that these people only come around when you mix alcohol and medication. What projects do you have coming up in SL?
HF: t this present moment, I haven't taken on board anything. I've been offered movie roles. I still talk to alot of directors and, maybe when I feel interested again, I may begin to come back onto the scene....but at this current moment, I'm just totally having fun
SLifestyles: Whats the most messed up thing you've ever seen in SL?
HF: The most messed up has to be that whole 'furry' shit. Like, I just never understood it and they are so dirty and freaky its gross. Like, why do people want to fuck a cartoon fox....(adjusts her bra)
SLifestyles: I wonder the same about a plastic doll. Finally, why don't you take this great opportunity to make a final official statement regarding blogs and rumors containing your fine name. Don't hold back...theres no censorship here....
HF: I don't address irrelevant people, and they'll never be mentioned in any interviews, because that's what they want. And, as for any official statements, my manager Kris Jenner deals with all that. (giggles) Also, for more on Harlee Fallen read my blog and in closing, I'd like to add, I love ALL my fans <33
Well, I contacted Kris Jenner for a statement, but I got sidetracked and somehow, I'm scheduled to marry Kim K next week. Luckily, the divorce follows 2 days later. Oh and Kourt, if you're reading..call me. (wink wink)
Harlee's blog: http://virtualbarbie.blogspot.co.uk/
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