So you're out cruising around in your brand new Camaro. You got the top down and the wind is really testing out this new wig. The warm air is flowing through your silk shirt and over your newly shaved chest. It's mid life crisis time and you need a sexy minx to make those shriveled balls feel young again. Whether you're just entering this stage or this phase is a distant memory, your longing for a young "friend" isn't going away. You haven't got much time so why not act on it. SLifestyles along with our expert, Kaylee Kroll are going to help make that "not-so-wet-anymore" dream, a reality.
1. Look The Part: If you want a younger woman who like older men, it helps to look like an older guy. Grey hair(if any), wrinkles, cane, slippers, etc all indicate that you are a senior. A pair of high tops and a Justin Bieber shirt won't help in convincing her that you are older than her daddy!! Break out the Ben Gay guys and show her you can be all the daddy she needs. Slip on a robe, break out a pipe and make her your playboy bunny. RAWWRR! Just don't go as far as wearing a diaper. There's a line, guys. All of your common sense isn't gone yet.
Kaylee says: "So true! There's nothing creepier than old guys dressing like they're still a teen or in their twenties. Women want sophistication when it comes to older guys. However, I'm not so sure about the Ben Gay.. "
2. Act Your Age: If she's into older men, she probably already know about Rihanna tramping around and 50 Shades of Grey being a glorified extended version of a Penthouse Letter. Keep it real. Talk about something you actually know about, not what you think the "cool kids" are into. You want to impress her, not sound silly. Remember she'll get that knowledge from TMZ. Don't try to be Perez!! These women are into mature men that act closer to the age of boys who eat baby food and a bib...ummm yeah but don't act disoriented and stuff. Only incorporate the stuff they would find charming.
Kaylee says: "Yeah, you know..This actually reminds me of a guy that I talked to before and he was using words like "Kewl" and "totally hawt". Later on he tells me that he's like 50 something. That's just really really unfortunate. I think it's a good idea for older men to keep up with what's current, but when they start talking like a pre-teen girl talking to her bff, it gets a bit creepy to say the least."
3. Show her some "Sugga": Show me the money!! "Food is the way to a man's heart....money is the way to a woman's p***y." Not every girl likes older guys, but there's a good chance she likes being spoiled. Push her limits by bringing her shopping. Make her your arm candy as you show her off to the guys wondering, "How the hell did HE get HER!!" They don't have to know the truth. Hey, the time you spend with her, might create a spark and she may actually fall for you!! C'mon guys, it's not like you have much time to blow your retirement fund and you can;t take it with you. Why not buy some fun and out with a BANG (wink)
Kaylee says: "I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm sure there are some women out there that enjoys old guys living in an old beat up trailer that smells like ass. However, I personally prefer more refined and wealthy men that can take care of me. I mean, let's be real here..You're not going to be around much longer, might as well live it up and enjoy it while you can. You can't take that social security check with you to the afterlife."
4. Be an SL Profiler: Let's be honest; some people say physical appearance doesn't matter but, of course, it does. It's often the first thing you notice. It's how you determine who you want to talk in a crowd. Check her out then check out her profile. Look for signs of what she's into and open with something she's interested in. For example, if some of her groups are "Tie Me Up and Spank Me", "Abuse Me, Daddy", and "School Girls For Naughty Principal", be a dirty old man and tell her, "That sexy little ass would look good with my belt marks on it." My dirty grandpa roleplay may need help but make sure yours don't. Practice on a lady with Alzheimers or one in a coma. Be sure to check out any Flickr or blog links as well as her picks. There could be pornography which would mean there's a good chance your stash of Viagra will take a hit. Worst case scenario is another night beating it to that whore Blanche of the Golden Girls.
Kaylee says: "You know, I never can stress enough on how important it is to read people's profiles before IMing them. Imagine if you got a hot avi in the sack and looked at it after a hot fuckfest to only find the first life picture to be your grandson in drag at the Gay Pride Parade. Totally not hating on gays here, I'm just saying that for a straight guy that would probably not be a very pleasant discovery. So, yeah! Check out girls before jumping immediately into their naughty box."
5. Old Doesn't have to Mean Dead!!!: A girl don't want a guy with one foot in the grave unless he's loaded. If she's into you for more than you're money, she's going to want to spend time with you and going to bingo probably isn't on HER bucket list. Be alive and fun. Keep the conversation going and open your mind to new things that she's into. If your body can't handle it, she will be so proud of you for trying, she might just be your naughty nurse. Speaking of which, watch new porn....the ones in color and without women with a bush from her belly button to her knees. In bed, show your experience and knowledge of how to please but also throw in a few new tricks. Oh yeah, you see all those things that those girls are doing....she's probably doing them since she was 16....food for though, pervs.
Kaylee says: "It's def. good to hold your younger admirer's attention by trying out new things and being adventurous. I mean, nothing ruins the mood faster than sitting at home and watching old episodes of Matlock or Murder She Wrote."
SLifestyle's Extra Tips:
-If she's a girl who likes to take her time, dump her. you haven't got much.
-If her picks include One Direction, the actual barbie doll, or her crush on her 9th grade math teacher and how cute his butt looked last friday, you may want to decide if she's worth your last 10-15 years...wearing stripes
-If her picks include knitting, people who copy her dentures or haters at the home, she's probably not as young as her avatar looks
-If her fondness of older men, comes from her "daddy" as in the guy who's sperm was injected into her mother's fertile egg, you may want to reanalyze if what you're getting into is really for you...
-GO FOR IT!!! What do you have to lose? Time's running out; you could be in a home peeing in your pants next week so don't be too proud to be rejected. Be shameful; it could actually work. She's probably a slut with daddy issues. Take advantage.
*Special thanks to Kaylee Kroll. Kaylee has a PhD in men. She's the Quintessential Sex Kitten in the adult word of Secondlife. In her business, you don't rise to the top without knowing how the male mind works. Her dealings with men of all ages has made her SLifestyles resident expert on male/ female relationships. She's young and smoking hot so it's wise to take her advice. For more on Kaylee, visit her website below or contact her inworld.
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