♂ VS ♀

     Since the beginning of human existence, there was been always been struggles between men and women. From men of the stone ages being told to at least trim his pubes once in a while after complaining that his mammoth isn't cooked medium rare, to today when men are being dragged to jail for not paying child support, the conflicts have been there. Women of the world have been kept back for centuries, but today, we are considered "equal", however, it's just a matter of when we want to take the world over for good!! Is this "equality" a myth or reality. Are women still below men or have they secretly overcome the other sex. Pfffttt, who are we kidding here. Women are far better than boys. Of course, there are exceptions but in general, its a no brainer. SLifestyles, in conjunction with the Discovery Channel and the Man Haters of America, bring you: MEN VS WOMEN: SL's Superior gender...and why women are better!! (oh it's a fact, guys!! Argue it with your grandma, mother, wife, daughter or a girl you're trying to bang and see how that goes)


1. Girls know how to work a crowd
         So imagine a girl teleporting into a sim and, upon arrival, she finds there's 15 guys there....zero females. What goes through her mind? "Hmmmm why is there no other girls here. Well that guy over there is kinda okay...well except he's 952 days old and got nothing in his profile. Whats up with that?" Then IM's start coming in and 90% are "Hi"..."How are you"......."What are you looking for here" OR "You lookin' fine girl. Getchyo ass ova here". Well attention is good but I'm outta here before this place gets any lamer. 
     On the other hand. A guy lands in a sim and is surrounded by 15 women. He looks around and thinks to himself, "Wow I'm the only guy here.....Jackpot!!" So he IM's everybody with "Hi...how are you....what you looking for....lets go over around the corner and put a couple pose balls to good use for six and a half minutes."
       I would actually be surprised if he didn't get 9 negatives, 5 ignores and 1 girl all ready to be your dirty little girl for 3 emotes and 15 different position changes. Chances are, her cock is bigger than yours. 


2. Girls look better naked
         You look around a club. Well there's this Nigel guy who looks pretty desperate for gay sex but can't get any so he replaced a penis in his butt with a stick and now looks all grumpy and serious. Hmm there's a guy, totally naked, probably showing off a huge appendage between his legs. Across the club, you got a girl wearing a dress....I think it's a dress. It's a piece of cloth at least. It don't cover her breasts or ass and I think I see a vajayjay.
       Now what's the difference between these people? Well, the guy is either trying to show off, too cheap to buy clothes, or too lazy to wear them. If he is trying to be eye candy for the girls, it's lame. Unless she's a size queen, who the hell wants it. He is probably attracting more cucks than girls but anyway, have fun with the blingy "girls" and butter faces. If the guy is too poor to own clothes, what the hell is a girl going to do with you? She's not taking care of you, buying you shit. Guys are supposed to care for the woman and what girl wants to be seen on the arm of the creepy naked dude. If the guy simply won't dress, he's also to useless to be any good in bed. The only other possibility is they are nudist, which 99% of the time are leftover hippies...that's no good
        The girl on the other hand, is in total control. You know she's getting hit up. She's showing it off, showing that she wants it...or does she? If the clothes are ridiculous, the face spooky, and wearing a smiler, then she probably is giving it away. Have fun sucking her dick, dude. If, her hair is modern, she's wearing shoes that actually look like shoes, and is obviously spending money on her look, then the guy better show up with a good game or else you are getting nowhere. There's also a chance, those smoking curves on display are just there to tease you. In either case, the guy is screwed...and chances are it's not the good way!


3. The SL economy need girls
         Go on marketplace and search for a general article of clothing. You will find the clothes available for women at least doubles the amount for men. Why? Obviously, girls like to look good. I'm sure if you ask any guy, he would say "yes" to the question but the difference is, we actually know how. Most girls have a sense for fashion and we see the need to keep updating our look. Some guys are still in their 2nd shape/skin and wear the same clothes everyday, probably jeans, boots and nothing else. The ever popular shirtless number. Spend guys!! Show the girls you aren't too cheap, you appreciate a girl that looks good. It means alot more when "You look amazing" is coming from a guy with style than a semi naked street thug. 


4. Drama Queens > Drama Kings
         You've probably seen "This is a no drama zone" in many girl's profiles and  chances are, she's been involved in so many riots that she's "tired" of them. This is probably the same girl that is 100% innocent of all charges stemming from these conflicts....if you ask her of course. She has no problem speaking her mind in local, calling people out and doing her best audition for "Days of Our Lives". She's a bitch and everyone knows it, including herself. She's the cockroach oh SL. An ugly creature that will never die but is she really that bad? It's entertaining when watching from the sidelines. It's even more fun when she's trying to suck you in but you are too smart and make her look like a huge fool. Her rants about how she's so much better than everyone else are epic, especially with all the spelling mistakes. 
          On the other hand, who likes a guy making a scene. It's pretty F'ing gay!! Calling down a girl when she denies him...he may as well take the tampon from his bitch ass and hit her with his purse. He acts like he's so used to getting whatever girl he want, but he's just a spoiled lil brat who's mama obviously breast fed until he hit puberty. Man up! You got no game and your "dominant" ways don't mean shit. If you act like a bitch, you've lose all respect. Deal with it or save the drama for yo mama. Either way, get out of our IM's. A guy that complains that you wont have sex with him or that you could possibly like someone more than him is annoying as all hell.


5. Tegann "Fucking California" Parx (XXX)
         Need I say more? When god created perfection, he didn't put a cock between my legs. He gave me an attitude to duel anybody that tries to knock me. If there was ever a doubt in your mind that girls topped guys in SL, look at me. When god prays at night, he prays to me. I have a XXX chrosome, since he couldn't fit this package into XX or XY. I've been called "egotistical and shallow", but I'm a realist. I see what I am and KNOW I'm incredible. If you think otherwise, then you don't know me. It's not easy being me. I am a goddess living in an inferior world but I accept it. You may see I've also taken a female partner. I choose her because she meets my amazingness level. It's not a lesbian relationship,  it's an awesomian one. It's not that I prefer women over men, well actually....

* Photo taken by Nik Arlington


Note: If any of the above, upsets you, then one of the categories. I'm just saying what others think. I know it sucks that you've finally found out, but at least you can change for the better, starting ......NOW!!