Lexington Ballinger

     Welcome back freaks and creeps. Don't deny it...you've one or both and you know it. Whether its out there in plain sight for all to see or deep down, hidden away in your fantasies, you are a kinky bitch. Today, I am going to give you a chance to rate your self on SLifestyle's kink scale. As you all know, I am an angel and angels aren't kinky at all. They are perfection and heavenly so they get a rating of 0. There is only one of those...that's ME!!! 

    My guest would be on the other end of the scale....lets say an 8. A veteran on the SL porn scene, Lexington Ballinger has taken some of his favorite extracurricular activities and shared them with an audience on screen. This handsome piece of dreamy chocolate isn't hard to spot on the street. You will notice it a mile away. "Who is that sexy, black guy walking this way? Dayumm nice shoes and definitely works out....but why is one leg so much bigger than the other? Its like there something stuffed down there. Wait...did that just move? Oh wait, yes it did. What could it be? A snake? Oohhhh....ummm ohhhh!!!!" Without further ado, lets get personal with Lexington Ballinger. 

SLifestlyes: Tell us a little about what you do in SL that has made you famous?

Lexington Ballinger: Well, if you have to ask then you obviously haven't been paying attention to the porn scene.  But basically I fuck the living shit out of horny sluts and record it on film for the world to see.

SLifestyles: Well maybe you should pay attention because if you read my blog, you would see I know everything. I was asking for the Tegannators. How did you get started in SL porn?

LB: I'd always been interested in the porn scene.  I came into SL specifically to make a name for myself here.  I'd been fucking around, and I do mean that literally, sticking my dick into any pussy I could find that wanted a ride.  I'd made friends with a few niggas who liked to share bitches and I must have impressed one who was a producer 'cause he called me up one day and asked if I wouldn't mind being in a film for him.

SLifestyles: In a way, he was a fuck buddy with benefits. No homo of course. Tell us about your first time on set?

LB: I won't lie to you, I was a bit nervous at first, but also very aroused. But when I pulled out my big black dick and the girl nearly fainted, I knew I found my calling.

SLifestyles: Oh wow. That hung, huh? Whats the kinkiest thing you've done in front of the camera?

LB: My on-screen life is a lot tamer than my private life. Been in a couple of on-screen orgies, a fetish shoot or two, but off camera, I've pounded some pretty wild ass bitches.  Let's just say that it's true what they say, in SL you can do just about anything.

SLifestyles: Oh dear, it's getting hot in here. Anything or anyone you'd want to shoot for a video?

LB: Well, I've had my mind on some of the wilder aspects of my private life lately.  Trying to put together a really nice alien look at the moment.  As for who I'd like to shoot . . . what are you doing later?

SLifestyles: I have been probed by aliens. Got drunk with a bunch of mexicans one night and...ummm nevermind. I'm sure I can fit you in later between an autograph signing and my club appearance. If the money was right, would you do porn with a guy? transsexual? furry?

LB: Well, that question could go a number of ways.  Gay porn, I just don't swing that way. Sorry fellas I know you want some of this fine hunk of chocolate, but that just ain't my thing.  Trannies depends on the scene. I wouldn't fuck one, just not into dick, but I'd be more than happy to do a threesome with one, the two of us banging some hot chick.  And furries, well I've known some pretty hot looking furries, I could get down with that.

SLifestyles: Good lord, you are kinky. Which is more: the number of STDs you've given girls or the number of times you knocked a girl up?

LB: Oh STD's for sure, no doubt about that one.  I've purchased stock in a couple of penicillin manufacturing facilities just to offset the cost of my personal stash.  Besides I'm a big fan of the pop shot and tend to pull out and mess up a girls makeup with a nice gooey load to the face.

SLifestyles: Ahh so not just a big, black dick with a body around it and filthy perverted mind, but a businessman as well. What do you think separates you from the rest of the porn guys in SL?

LB: I think being a hung nigga has it's perks. I get lots of offers from ladies who want to do interracial.  Most of the porn guys I've seen are white or hispanic.

SLifestyles: Did I mention reader discretion is strongly advised.... Who is your favorite girl to work with and why?

LB: (laughs) Now that's a loaded question. I'll piss of a ton of bitches if I answer it.  So I'm gonna plead the fifth.

SLifestyles: Well I'm sure they'd hate it if you worked with me because then they'd know who the numero uno would be. Hateful bitches. Tell us about losing your SL virginity.

LB: Shit I've been here over 5 years and fucked more pussy than I can remember.  It wasn't anything too special, I can tell ya that.  You know the typical story I'm sure.  You find yourself in this great new world, and the first thing you do is look for a free sex joint, then end up banging some other newbs until someone tells you your avatar looks like shit.  If you're smart and have some money you upgrade yourself in a hurry and then the real fun begins.

SLifestyles: I was actually born this way. They knew when I entered my name, there was no way they could start me off with that ugly skin and shape and terrible clothes. What type of girl catches your eye in SL?

LB: Well, I do have a penchant for redheads, and a girl with curves is always preferable.  But if she's got two feet and heartbeat I'm usually willing to give her a chance.  Though the feet are optional . . . as is the heartbeat.  (winks) What are you doing after this interview?

SLifestyles: Ohh you are such a flirt. I really can't blame you. It must be hard being in the presence of perfection and not want to have your dirty way with her. Where's the best places to pick up a good keeper of a friend with benefits?

LB: I show up at the Poly Interracial Beach every now and then.  Sometimes in a speedo, sometimes with less.  But if you want a really gorgeous place to chill check out Jungle Lust, often a few hotties there, and IndiaLee, the owner, likes to throw spin the bottle parties on a regular basis.

SLifestyles: You in a speedo? That must be like throwing a towel over an elephant trunk. Tell us about the freakiest girl you've been with?

LB: Hmmm, I'm not sure I understand the question.  Do you mean . . . That girls a freak! or she's got three tits, tentacles instead of arms and a two foot tongue?

SLifestyles: Actually, I don't think we can handle the answer. Whats the most girls you've had at once?

LB: Twelve. Showed up at an orgy once and the guys kept poofing.  I had all day and the ladies just kept going after the only stable cock in the room.  I ended up in the hospital suffering from dehydration.

SLifestyles: Yeah, guys have died trying to keep up with me in the same fashion. Luckily, I make them sign a waiver clearing me of any responsibility before getting it in. Anything you've ever done in SL that you were ashamed of after?

LB: Why be ashamed?  I'm here to get freaky, so no regrets.

SLifestyles: Well you make profit from STDs, so if someone doesn't regret an STD, good luck finding something they are ashamed of. Do you think you will ever settle down? If so, whats the perfect girl to make you do so?

LB: If I found the right girl, I might consider settling down with her, but an SL relationship is far different from a RL relationship.  She's gotta be open minded, realize that I'm a porn stud, I'm gonna fuck around.  A girl who's willing to help me find talent and is okay with seeing me with other women would be ideal.

SLifestyles: Isn't that the criteria for any healthy relationship... Where's the strangest place you've had sex?

LB: In a castle, with a chick that was dressed up like a blowup doll.  That was one wild Halloween.

SLifestyles: Yeah, I won best costume with that cost... errr moving on. When you drop your pants, whats the best reaction you've gotten?

LB: HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE!

SLifestyles: Is someone messing with the heat in here. I'm feeling kinda flushed. Any advice for all the girls who want to hook a handsome stud like yourself?

LB: Don't be shy.  The woman that gets me inside her is often the one brave enough to introduce herself.

SLifestyles: Oh yes, I almost forgot. You already heard my name countless times, but I'm Tegann California Parx. It seems that when guys get hard, it takes the blood straight from the brain. Your cock is the size of my arm, so how dumb do you get when you're turned on?

LB: (drools and mumbles incoherently)

SLifestyles: That's actually one of the most intelligent conversations I've had with guys. I guess the blood goes below the belt as soon as they see me. What's the most you had to go through to get in a girls pants?

LB: I knew this girl once who wanted me, but was afraid I'd hurt her.  She strung me along for months, giving it up only when drunk or stoned.  I spent a lot on whiskey and pot.

SLifestyles: A black guy spending alot on drugs and alcohol?... Unheard of!! Exclusively for me, tell something that nobody else knows about you?

LB: I'm secretly addicted to girly drinks.  So sue me, I can't resist a cocktail served in a coconut with a little umbrella skewering a wedge of pineapple and a maraschino cherry.

SLifestyles: Hahahahaha okaaayy. That doesn't make you any less a man. Hahahahaha. No really...it doesn't. Hahahaha. Whew that's just wow. What activities do you like to do in SL that dont involve sex?

LB: You can do stuff here that DOESN'T involve sex?  Who knew?

SLifestyles: About 6% of SL. For any girls or guys looking to start a porn career, what advice do you give them?

LB: Call me, I'll make you a star.

SLifestyles: Lets pretend I'm your dream girl and we've never met. Show us how you'd pick me up?

LB: *Grabs you by the hair and shoves you down on your knees. He unzips his pants and pulls out his long dark member, slapping it across your face.*  "I  hope you're ready to get fucked by a big nigga python, bitch!"

SLifestyles: Ummmm BRB.................................................

     To see the amazing Lex work his magic on screen, check out his videos on the link below. Better yet, hit him up in world and "unleash the beast" or "wrestle the anaconda" or do whatever sexual reference referring to his gigantic penis you can think of....

http://www.slporntube.com/profile/15/Lexington%20Ballinger/

DJ Megan Release

                                                                     Megan Release

     This week in SLifestyles, I am honored to host an old friend of mine. She's a successful club owner, DJ, and manager here in SL. The free shows, drinks and eye candy have been perks of being friends with with her, but also, its her amazing and interesting personality that have kept me around as my rise to media superstardom continues to skyrocket. 


SLifesyles: You met me a long time ago. How long into our first conversation did you think to yourself, "Hooolllyyy this girl is going to go places"?
Megan Release:  About 5 seconds into the conversation. I knew you were a rising star!!


SLifestyles: Most people can tell just by looking but as soon as I speak, it's freaking obvious. I'm hotter than I was back then. Don't you agree?
MR:  Oh yes. In fact you're just as cute.


SLifestyles: Cute is one of many accepted descriptions of me. Sexy, beautiful, genius are some others. What percentage of your success do you credit to my inspiring presence in your life?
MR:  Hmm, I would say from about 17 to 17 1/2%


SLifestyles: I don't think that was the best question to throw in a joke, but whatever. I'm sure after this interview is released, it'd be more like 117%. Ok, so they are telling me I need to ask question more about you and what you do here. You don't hide you are a lesbian. You have never hit on me. Is all this success, an attempt to make it to my level, so I may consider sleeping with you?
MR:  Well I decided to hold back as I did not want to overwhelm you with more success.


SLifestyles: Hmm that is a possibility. It's hard to keep up with the fame sometimes. I'll accept that reason. By the way....I soo would. Well now they tell me I cant ask questions with anything to do with me, so why dont you tell us about the clubs you own and manage
MR:  I own, run and manage g.h.o.s.t. Gothic and Industrial All Female Club. Built it as well. I am also the head DJ Manager for Zapp Club.


SLifestlyes: So you'd start something and make it all pretty much about you.....vain. What benefits come from DJing in SL?
MR:  I get to buy new music constantly. I get to share the music with the crowd as well as beatmatch the music. I find it at times to bring about chills as the music is fresh and when the mixes are spot on, there is no feeling like it. I love the creative aspects as well. There is no set planned, I just have to know the music. Also, I get to interact with the crowd. Sometimes it's quite amazing.


SLifestyles: Wow, alot of I's there, Megan. I know it might sound hard to have such success and not be full of yourself, but just use me as an example of how to stay grounded. Those goth chicks are pretty freaky. Even keep one under your booth for a little "fun at work"?
MR:  You know that is funny you ask that (laughs). It has happened before, but they volunteered to slip under there. Of course nothing happens... I am quite innocent.


SLifestyles: For all the unsuccessful out there (not that either of us would know about that), how does a club become and remain successful?
MR:  It's not an easy endeavor. If you are in it for the money, forget it. In SL, owning and running a club is out of sheer will, determination, and the love and thrill of seeing your hard work make others happy. My suggestion is, to find a niche club theme, stick with that and never give up. Plus, you have to be ready to deal with the dramas it can sometimes nourish, that alone could kill a club. Be smart in your marketing as well, I've seen some horrible marketing methods, the results can be seen. One more thing, you will have ups and downs. As long as you keep at it, and accept that, you will survive.


SLifestyles: I heard you had a biker dyke sugga mama that funds it, but if you say so. If a goth got stuck outside in a heat wave for some unforeseen circumstances and got their pale skin tanned. Do you think they would be accepted by their friends anymore?
MR: To be honest, sure. It's those tanning booths you have to watch out for. Try going to Burning Man. You'll see gothic girls at times. Mostly at night.


Slifestyles: Well, the freaks DO come out at night. I thought "Burning Man" was the original name of Lillith Fair. When you aren't working in SL, how do you like to spend your time?
MR:  Avoiding real life work, reading, DJing clubs, traveling, hanging out at cemetaries where the dead died in the 1920s.


SLifestyles: So you're into older, super pale chicks that wear black....gotcha. How many piercings do you have?
MR:  I have 7.


SLifestyles: For a girl who don't like guys, you sure like being pricked. Did a guy ever tempt you?
MR: (laughs) No. I have male and TS  friends who are sweet and kind.


SLifestyles: If two girls fell in love and one of them became a furry, are they still considered lesbians?
MR:  Furbians? It's 50/50


SLifestyles: I guess, as long as its a pussy, its all good. List these 3 things in order of scariest thought:

1. Marrying a fat, hairy drunk guy and never thinking about a woman sexually again

2. Losing all your piercings and tattoos. Wearing pretty manicured nails, pink dresses, heels, new implants, and bleached blonde hair for the rest of your time. 

3. Logging on and getting a notice that you are on probation. You cant go contact or go near your friends, clubs....anything you like on sl right now

MR:  The list does not move hehe.

SLifestyles: You are Wiccan. Tell us a little explanation of what this is?

MR:  I am proud of the craft and it's deep connections of goddess Earth. I choose the grey path. Basically, it is freedom, mysterious and fulfilling. Magik or magic, is a huge part of it which is celebrated through ritual. The belief in dualism, such as good and evil is present but we know it's two sides to one coin. That's the grey. We find this also in the triple goddess. We look at other deities from other religions as one in the same, no differences except cultural. We also strongly find one's actions to result in reactions. So if you harm another, harm befalls onto you. It's more complicated then what I write here. "an it harm none, do what ye will"..... It is a very natural way to follow, peaceful and free. Some call is purveyors of witchcraft, so be it but as with most mysterious ways, the mainstream portrays us as old hags hunched over boiling kettles of dead frogs. A fanciful fantasy I must say.

SLifestyles: Am I supposed to say Amen or something? Sounds kinda hippy....and I always thought those hags that everyone were scared of, were the cool witches. Ever cast a spell on a real jerk?

MR:  A Real Jerk was mean to me, he/she got what they deserved. But really, I do not need to resort to that, as I observe how their wasted energies turn on them.

SLifestyles: Sweet. You can watch Karma kick them in the nuts through your crystal ball. While watching Wizard of OZ, did you ever kinda hoped that Dorothy got bitch slapped by the Wicked Witch?

MR:  Actually, the wicked witch is the hidden symbolism of banking/banks and Dorthy is the hidden symbolism of the depressed and struggling populace/masses against a new form of tyranny. You can see for free the Secret Of Oz on youtube. So my answer to this question is: Poor Dorthy has been slapped enough by that witch!

SLifestyles: I bet if she had acted like a smarty pants, like some people I know, the Wicked Witch would have took her out. For the lesbians interested, if they got in the shower with you, would anything bad happen?

MR:  Hehe, nothing but a good clean bath, which is what I prefer to a dirty shower

SLifestyles: If you had said, "If a girl got in the shower with me, she would melt...on my face!!", g.h.o.s.t traffic would've probably tripled. Are you single? If so, what kinda of girl would capture your heart?

MR:  I am currently single in SL. Hmm, a girl that is interesting, fun, smart, funny and trustworthy. Oh and lots of tattoos and a secret Suicide Girl.

SLifestyles: Yeah, those freaky bitches make me tingle. A goth wardrobe is basically black and skin. How do you keep you look fresh in SL?

MR: The fresh part is tough because we like dead roses. Honestly, I love to be able to get creative with clothing and fashion. The more creative, outlandish, and scary, the more I feel at home. In SL you can mix and match for hours, sometimes I go crazy because the combinations are endless. I don't like pre made outfits, though sometimes for a quick wardrobe change, they suffice.

SLifestyles: I'm Catholic. Do  Jehovah's Witnesses annoy you when they come to your house as much as me?

MR:  I wait for them to visit, because then I can talk to them about the Church Of The Subgenius and the praising of Bob.

SLifestyles: Pfft. Who'd want a SUB-genius church when this blog could be their "Church of Pure Genius"? Tom Cruise is a crazy scientology freak. If he laughed at you because you were Wiccan, what would you say and do to him?

MR:  I would say, "Watch it buddy, you may have a Critically Low E-Meter Reading". Anyhow, I prefer Jenna Elfman over the cruise boy.

SLifestyles: I don't trust any of those aliens. I do hope Katie escapes soon. Got any advice for any new DJ's trying to make it big?

MR: Well, there's too many out there that want to be "a dj" and not enough DJs that are for real. I am not bashing up and coming DJs, in fact I hope the art continues into the future, but my advice is this: Study how real DJs spin. Find a music genre you really love and start with that. Practice, practice, practice. You won't learn it on youtube. The real test to DJing is when you play in front of a crowd. So playing in your bedroom and then online is an experience but you won't really get the amazing feelings when you play live in front of a crowd. Try to be original and learn how to mix. Whether you are a radio DJ or a club/rave DJ, learn the differences. And most of all, you really have to love doing this as well as sacrifice countless hours, money and your sanity to move upwards. It wont happen over night, that's for sure.

SLifestyles: Follow that advice and you'll have you're own groupie sluts under your booth at the clubs. A quote, motto that sums up your "second life?

MR: What is reality but what you make of it. Or: Now is the only thing that is real.

SLifestyles: Probably from the Witch Bible or Melissa Ethridge lyrics. When you are getting pumped up for a show in front of your thousands of fans, what songs goes through your head to get you in the mood? Perhaps Black Magic Woman, Witchy Woman, or Season of the Witch? 

MR:  Good one. How about The Witch by the Cult? I wouldn't say Ding Dong The Witch is Dead in this context, but again, as Oz symbolism, I like that.

SLifestyles: Any new projects coming up that you haven't yet conquered?

MR: Oh sure, I have a nice spot to DJ at Trance Evolution's "Trance Revolution" party coming up. This is by far SL's biggest trance party. I also am working on getting g.h.o.s.t. up to standards, well mine and the staff's standards. As well, planning an event for summer at Zapp. Also an industrial art exhibit at g.h.o.s.t. complete with dada, abstract, surreal or whatever strange and eye opening art, with real life performance artists and DJs spinning noise, experimental and old "skool" industrial type music.

     And with that, I heard a high-pitched laugh out my window, and turned to see a green-faced freak on a broom go down the street. So, I had to cut the interview short to chase down my retarded maid trying to steal my stuff again. Shame because, as I walked, Megan to her car, I realized that she was waayy hotter than those Charmed or Buffy bitches and definitely would've hit that. Do yourself a favor and catch her DJ or drop by her club, g.h.o.s.t. (Guys, you'll have to make a female avi to get in)

Undercover Assignment #1

       It would come to no surprise to you that there's nothing I wouldn't do to bring a story to you, my fans. To demonstrate this, I went to a shady sim, where cheap whores and horny guys flock to share some pixel love. As a high class young lady, everything was very unfamiliar to me, but I would not let that get in my way. The moment I landed, I was surrounded by avatars that I would normally throw change at to keep them at a distance. Fortunately for you, I'm a professional and continued through this alien world. 


      Through the maze of losers, I walked, cringing at the very thought of a possible gutter stench sticking to my clothes. My boots alone worth more than the combined 20 or so "outfits" thankfully covering these horrendous shapes.  The thought of them coming in contact with any bodily fluid from any of these diseased deadbeats almost make my stomach turn, but still, I continue...for you.


      I feel the eyes on me. Jealousy and hated oozing from the female stares while the male's gazes lock on in complete awe and lust, having never spotted a specimen like me around these parts until now. For a moment there's silence with the exception of a collective gasp of amazement from having a incredibly beautiful superstar among the simpletons. However, realizing a fading one-time opportunity of communicating with a higher being, one of them speaks to me: 


[08:55] Todd Swansong: hello
[08:55] Todd Swansong: damn nice av
[08:56] Tegann Parx: thank you
[08:56] Todd Swansong: yw
[08:56] Todd Swansong: just had to tell you
[08:57] Tegann Parx: oh you didnt have to
[08:57] Todd Swansong: yes i did
[08:57] Todd Swansong: your making me hot
[08:58] Tegann Parx: take off your shorts then
[08:59] Todd Swansong: you want to help
[08:59] Tegann Parx: sure
[08:59] Tegann Parx pulls down your shorts
[08:59] Todd Swansong: cool me off
[08:59] Tegann Parx blows on you
[09:00] Todd Swansong: thats not working lol
[09:00] Todd Swansong: would you like to go to my place
[09:01] Tegann Parx: love to. I charge 5000L up front and 2000L more afterwards
[09:01] Todd Swanson: damn
[09:02] Todd Swansong: for cartoon sex?
[09:02] Tegann Parx: I'm not Minnie Mouse
[09:03] Todd Swansong: ok bye


     And with that, I put my life, reputation and wardrobe on the line to show my followers how to deal with people who aren't on your level. Just remember, if you are reading this, you are already their superior........


                                                                              The Royalest of Highnesses, 
                                                                                Tegann California Parx!! 

SLifestyles' CHIC CHICK of the Week!!

    Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers and mother fuckas reading today. I know that just giving my time to be on here for your enjoyment is enough of a gift, but I'm also  featuring a very sexy lady. Yes, I love my fans that much. Presenting SLifestyles' Chic Chick, Miss Eve Leroux!!

                                                  Eve Leroux
   When Eve's profile, first came across my desk, I got a little nervous and excited at the same time. I saw the phrase, "Taken by Awesomeness" and thought it might have been the girl that escaped my basement back in 2009 (cause you know Tegann California Parx defines awesome). Upon further reading, I found out, it was actually our very own "Fly Guy of the Week" Alexxx Delta who had won this girl's heart. So yes, pervs, she's off the market. She isn't even into hot celebrity interviewers of the stars for sexy action on the side.....
    Why did I chose Eve to have the privilege of being the first "Chic Chick"? Well, just look at those eyes...... You almost forget to check out her killer curves and flat tummy. Not only is this girl a 10 in the looks department, but one look at the rest of her pics and you will see that this girl could be taking a crap on you new N-Cores and still look sexy (even if you aren't into that). Hell, even her name is smoking hot.... Eve Leroux. Say it!! Eve Leroux. That's a damn turn on. 
     Ok ok back on track. So check out her pics. They're amazing, right? Well, get this....she also makes the poses. Just wow!! Imagine people, a girl as beautiful as this can actually MAKE you do naughty, naughty things with just one hop on a ball. Meeeeeooooww!! Her work can be yours to own through CnS e-motion in world or on marketplace. 
    By now, unless you are totally out to lunch, you can see why Eve is the first woman (see what I just did there??) featured in out "Chic Chick" of the week, but hold the phone, I'm not done. She is also CSR for [ Cynful ] Clothing & Co. If I wear them, you know they gotta be good....
  
As SLifestyles' "Chic Chick", Eve will receive a full body, possibly erotic massage from special guest masseuse, ME!! To check out Eve's work, visit these sites:


http://www.flickr.com/photos/eve_leroux/
http://cns-e-motion.blogspot.com/
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/18032
http://cynfulclothing.wordpress.com/

      

SLifestyles' 1st FLY GUY of the Week!!

  Slifestyles is pleased to present a new weekly feature. We will display SL's sexiest boys and girls. What classifies as sexy? Well, whatever I think of course, so keep your damn opinions to yourself or send them to my own personal email at www.kissmyass@yoohoo.cum. I read all fan mail and will try my best to reply within the next 4 years. Promise! Muah...

                                                                       ALEXXX DELTA


        When our original Mr. SLifestyles, Alexxx Delta, isn't being all schmexy in front of the camera, he is usually behind it and, get this,....capable of doing both at the same time. That's just how talented he is. Imagine a man that can be in front and behind at once...now that's SEXY!!  
          Alexxx is also a blogger, displaying SL's finest fashions, skins, hair, etc. using his extraordinary photos. He has got to be amazing....he took mine!! Ladies, he hot and very talented.....and SINGLE!! Nah, he's taken by a sexy ass lady, so eat your heart out...sluts. Check out the XXX....that's what I'm talking about. *Drool*

To see Alexxx's work, check out his blog and Flickr:

http://thatguysblogsl.blogspot.ca/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40013707@N06/

People on the Sim Episode 1: Kaycee Lexington

  So today, my car broke down on the wrong side of town. What was a uptown girl like me doing in the slums, some of you may ask. Well, obviously, helping out the less fortunate. It had nothing to do with the high population of muscular, shirtless, black men strutting with so much confidence because they got that bulge in their jeans you just know could satisfy any woman. Rawwr. Yeah, nothing to do with that whatsoever!! Anyways, after handing out blankets to the homeless or whatever I was doing there, I saw this young girl, Kaycee Lexington, with a very obvious baby bump. I thought this would be a good way to show people that teen pregnancy DO exist in our community. 

Tegann Parx: Wow Kaycee. You look soo young and soooooo pregnant, just how old are you?


Kaycee Lexington: I'm only just 19! I had my birthday about two months ago.



TP: Well happy birthday, dear. How much longer before your due date?


KL: Thanks. My doctors told me at my last check up I had about two weeks... but I was over due last time, so I'm not really sure!



TP: Ahh nice. You are down in this neighborhood wearing a pair of shorts and a shirt that basically covers nothing. Just what are you trying to accomplish here?


KL: I'm not trying to accomplish anything… These are pretty much all that fit me now. My mom won't give me the money for anymore clothes. She dosen't see the point if I'm only gonna get a few weeks use out of them.



TP: Maybe she should have upped your allowance to cover condoms. You don't know who the daddy is. How many have a chance to be the father?


KL: (actually counts the possible fathers on her fingers. The 19 year old trying to recall all of them, muttering things like "the paperboy". "Rev Brown", "Officer Casey", and "that dude with the grill").  A few. Towards the end of my first pregnancy, I didn't have much fun so I abused the fact I could have sex again once i gave birth. Eight months later, I'm ready to burst!



TP: Do you prefer any specific type of men?


KL: I love black men. They just seem so big and strong and powerful and it makes my mom jealous when she knows I've been with one and that my dad hates them!



TP: Teen rebellion at its finest, but wonderful seeing the gift of interracial lust being passed down from mother to daughter. Are you having multiple children? Twins, Triplets, etc?


KL: I'm expecting quads this time…. i hope. My first pregnancy, this is my second, I was expecting triplets. Just as I thought I was finished, a fourth popped out! Guess I'm just super fertile!



TP: ...and being super easy doesn't help. Would you describe yourself as being kinky?


KL: Kinky?  I'm certainly more.....different. I like anal and I've been fisted a couple of times. Does that count??



TP: Well more anal and fisting and less pregnancy!!! You don't like furries, but is there a chance that something like an elephant or a hippo might own that kid, because no way thats human?


KL: If i had a dollar for everyone who asked that, I would need to run a store! ''Did you get fucked by a rhino??''.  'Is that a baby elephant in there???'" CUNTS!! Having sex with animals is WRONG!! Thats why its not legal! Wait...are you calling me a hippo??  I knew you were digging at me. You were digging at me, fucking cunt. Just because I cant fit into anything, I'm seen as some sort of nigger fucking slut!! Without wearing a tent, nothing is the next best thing. Cheap fucking whore!! Stupid fucking interviews.......



   And with that, this teen slut, full of angst and a crazy mix of hormonal emotions, stormed off down the street, pulling a cigarette and lighter from between her swollen breasts. Until next time, this is Tegann California Parx reporting live from the ghetto. 

UPDATE!!!

Breaking News!!!


After reading the interview with Maryse Arcana, SLifestyles contacted Vyp owner, iAntonio Vyper about allegations of copy-botted skins and shapes in his store. A statement coming from Mr Vyper himself was sent to SLifestyles.

  "Hi Tegann. I don't mess with drama queens, but I don't want to miss the opportunity to reply.
She's angry because probably she can't resell anymore textures made (hard to believe she made it) with a freebie template that everyone could get on "how to create custom skin for prim breast" forum. Anyone could be able, in minutes, customize it. She's surely neither the creator of the template nor the creator a shadow map of the sculpt. She is not even able to paint a raw sketch of clothes (check her blog to get an idea of her graphic skill) and she lacks the basics of any kind of design. Funny thing is once -she asked me to create clothes for her- and be her photographer, but I didn't want to do it.
  I am a RL graphician for 15 years... probably her age!!! I have a store in world with a good public feedback and earnings, because my style is unique. I remember on her profile she used to have a close-up of a spread vagina. I don't know now, because she has been muted and reported for harassing and discrediting individuals, but I think this is enough to understand which kind of person she is (if she is actually a she)."
                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                               Have a nice day, 
                                                                                                               iAntonio Vyper






  So there you have it folks. Mr iAntonio Vyper denying all claims made by Maryse and hitting back with some shots of his own. SLifestyle would like to thank Mr. Vyper for his prompt reply on the matter. To check out his work visit his store:

V y C™ HQ skins | Shapes | Av addons | Eyes, Topaz Square (143, 169, 24)


For Maryse's reply on the matter, please visit her blog:  http://marysearcana.wordpress.com/

Maryse

                                                                   Maryse Arcana

   Today, I'm joined by a true rising superstar in SL. Stories of cat fights and copybotting have not slowed down her ascent to the top. Instead, she has used the publicity to showcase her talents and in the process, sleep with who's who of the entertainment industry. She has shot for any slut magazine you can think of and put out a sex tape....all before the age of 21!! 

SLifestyles: Welcome Maryse. Why don't you start off by telling us what you do in SL?

Maryse Arcana: Umm... well i fuck people u.... then i shop....then, I change my full look alot! It's fun. 

SLifestyles: Ohhh boy. Yes! Fun, fun. I can tell already this is going to be fun! Fucking stupid porn sluts. What the hell did I do to deserve this dead end gig. Randy, you better hook me up with some real talent soon or I'll fucking walk. You hear me? Sorry Maryse, let's get back on track. Your wikipedia page says you are 6'5 and 169lbs, are you like an amazon or something?

MA: I had a knee job. Plus, I was wearing my Debrahs heels so that's not my real height of course. The weight..well, my tits are really heavy!

SLifestyles: Oohh ok, so they replaced your knees with a giraffes? Umm yeah. Anyways, the date on your Wikipedia picture is April 1st, 2011. Was that your April Fool's prank on them 'cause that shit can't be real?

MA: Hahaha. Nope!!

SLifestyles: Wow. Ok, seriously, you guys, if this is a joke on me, its not funny. Am I being punked? Randy, you better fucking tell me if this is a joke or you wont be hitting this anymore. Now Maryse, as the heading on your blog, it shows your signature. Aren't you afraid those hateful bitches could forge that?

MA: I know there are so many of them stupid bitches, but i did not think of that while making it.

SLifestyles: Aww well maybe you should hire somebody to do your thinking for you. You truly are an artist. I can tell by your profile picture. Your face kinda looks like an abstract painting and your breast looks like one of those squiggly-lined 3D pics. How did you come up with this style?

MA: Well... I just, wanted something different and then i just started editing my pictures. I edited, edited and edited and got something which i  liked. Hopefully i will get better with gimp or Photoshop.

SLifestyles: I'm sure there's nowhere to go but up. So doing the math, you turned 18 on June 7, 2009. In less than 3 years, you've had relationships with many different celebrities. It sounds like they get sick of you pretty fast.

MA: No, its the opposite. I get sick of them. Like they all are very talented, but they got small penises.

SLifestyles: How do you con these celebrities into being in a relationship. Do you use one line like, "Does my scarf smell like chloroform to you?", then fuck em and hold onto them for a few months because you convince them they knocked you up? Share your technique...

MA: Well, I find them in twitter, then they like fall in love with me! Bwuhahahahaha

SLifestyles: Stalk and manipulate. Got ya. It seems you take alot of hate from alot of people. Why you you think a ray of light like yourself attracts so much drama? 

MA: Well, I know people hate me soo much and i love it. I mean, the much they hate me, they make me get stronger and the more they mention my name hating on me, i get more famous and that shit will never stop. And the Drama Magnet thingee, like i dont know. People are just totally jelly of me so they start talking shit.

SLifestyles: Umm Randy, you going to have me interview a chimp next, huh? Gawwwd!! What do you think separates you from all the other big breasted slut strutting around in SL?

MA: Well, I'm fucking the same guys they fuck but I'm getting money from them. I get Money!

SLifestyles: So, you're admitting the difference is that you're a bigger whore? Your father and brother are teachers. Did your mother abandon you and is that the main reason for all your problems today?

MA: My mom was a stripper and my dad met her in a shop and like they talked and got together then my mom got pregnant and she was not interested on my dad anymore. So yeah, she gave birth to me and gave me to my dad and worked as a stripper again. I only saw like a few pictures of her.

SLifestyles: Such a sad story but does explain your slutty ways today. Genetics, folks. Did your brother and father "rear" you together or individually?

MA: Together

SLifestyles: Wild incestuous nights at the Arcana household. Now in your profile picks of "likes", you mention animals, but make note that its NOT having sex with them. Still, in your blog pic under ”Ayisha Violet AKA Shit Bag”, you add a dog with an incredibly large penis. Do you think that maybe, just maybe, you could be attracted to them subliminally? 

MA: Umm no haha. The dog is there, pissing on Ayisha because she is a dirty bitch who fucks dogs. Duh!

SLifestyles: Ouch! In your "About Me" pick, its pretty much empty. Do you have low self esteem probably brought on by excessive drug use, being passed around by men, animal anatomy love and a bad childhood?

MA: Well ''About me'' basically has nothing, because my wikipedia was to long to paste!

SLifestyles: Now what people might not know if that you are an aspiring clothes designer. Here's a few samples. How would you describe your unique style?

MA: Maryse-ish

SLifestyles: It's definitely one of a kind and it is really you but do you think you can  make a profit selling crayon art to possibly the the preschool-kindergarten population?

MA: Yes

SLifestyles: Like taking lunch money from the special ed. kids. Just fabulous! I can tell by your designs you really have a creator's eye for slutty clothes. Has any clothes maker ever contacted you about them and why not?

MA: Well no one contacted me. Maybe because all the original creators are not here anymore. They all have better things to do. That's what i think. And the ones who saw my blog are just lame douche bags who cant do shit and like, they just get already done outfits or bought them and then edit them and then be like ''ohh look i created a outfit!'' Like iAntonio Vyper, all his skins are copy botted in his store.

SLifestyles: She don't hold back, people. Look at her fearlessly throwing names out there. This is what we like to see. Are you Donatella Versace, Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox and Laila Ali all put together, pounded with a sledgehammer repeatedly and turned into one avatar? 

MA: Add Angelina Jolie, some more pretty celebrities and yeah!

SLifestyle: I can definitely see it. All beat together, ran over a few times, threw in a blender, put back together and slid into a wood chipper. Congrats on your marriage. How did you meet your husband in SL?

MA: Well he ain't actually my husband. I was a whore and he took me shopping then asked me to live with him and now he is like, ''marry me''

SLifestyles: "Was" and is past tense?? Umm sure. What made you give up all these rich, famous, handsome men for a guy in groups such as "Black Cock Addicted, Dance Oasis, Dream Lover's Garden, The Snake Den, and Treat me like a slut". Maryse, this marriage is obviously a cover up because if they arent gay groups, then my name isn't Tegann California Parx. Now tell the world, what is it your hiding? Tell us. Your mind is already a mess obviously. Drugs, alcohol, porn, a world full of hate and just being a slut in general....all the signs are there that theres something troubling you....let it flow. 

MA:  I was in none of these groups, "Black Cock Addicted, Dance Oasis, Dream Lover's Garden, The Snake Den, and Treat me like a slut" but I have been in.... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) ....So like plus, I fuck white and black guys. Some guys think... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) ......my ex boyfriends never told me not to fuck other people, so..... (zzzzzzzzzzzz) ...... i just login and have lots of fun in second life!

SLifestyles: (yawns) Ok Maryse, as much as I hate to do it, I'm going to have to end it here. Yuo are such a treat. I could just go on talking to you all day. Thanks for coming and hope you enjoyed yourself. Door is right over there. SECURITY!!

To check out more of this bright young talent, check out her blog which was runner up to google as most visited site of 2011 and her Flickr to see some of her outstanding work. You won't believe your eyes...TRUST ME!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/virgin_maryse/

http://marysearcana.wordpress.com/