MERCEDES STYLES
So in the premiere edition of SLifestyles, I was pleased to play host to the the owner of TITZ and SL porn starlet, Mercedes Styles. After 2 hours in hair and make-up, she showed up to find it was a radio interview. She threw a diva tantrum and demanded we get cameras in there and being the true professional I am, I staged a phony "on-air" set to shut her bitch mouth. That was just the start of the fun. Here's how it went.....
SLifestyles: I'm joined today with the beautiful and multi-talented, Mercedes Styles. She's a clothing designer, porn star, photographer and operates her own store in SL. Mercedes, where do you find the time?
Mercedes Styles: It's really easy when you never sleep, Tegann. I survive on Porn, Coffee and Cigarettes, with the occasional bump of pixels and sausage sandwich. You should take up that diet, actually. You could do with a few curves.
SLifestyles: OOOOh WOW haha....and a comedian. Thanks for the free advice Mercedes, but I like seeing my shoes on my feet. Now, of all these talents, which is your favorite to put to use?
MS: I couldn't possibly pick just one, all have their benefits.
Porn is easy, jump on a ball and follow instructions. Being a massive slut-whore helps too and it's pretty easy to get into the business once you've fucked a few producers, or sucked a couple of high-profile dicks.
Photo's enable me to show my own style, and also means I can approach the hottest pixel men and eventually wrap them around my well manicured pinky finger in order to have them bow to my every whim. I like shoes, so if you're reading this and want to have your cock inside me for a picture please send them gift boxed to MercedesStyles.
Most ladies with massive tits now know my store. If they don't they're missing out. It's a nice way to earn a couple of bucks from SL - lets face it, it's why I'm here. I'm too dumb and lazy to get a real life job.
SLifestyles: You've just hear it here first, ladies. No matter how lazy and dumb you are, with a combination of slutty looks and a willingness to do just about anything it takes, you too can be successful. Is there any other businesses that you haven't tackled yet but would like to?
MS: Nah, if I did anything else I'd have to employ child avatars on a sweat-shop sim to do it for me. Otherwise, i'd never have enough time for all the amazing sex with other people's men, or to shop.
Slifestyles: Well I hear Mexicans come cheap too. So if you ever expand and still feel the need to wreck homes, you could always go that route. You're clothing store is called "TITZ". Tell us a little about it and where did you come up with the name?
MS: TITZ is a store for ladies with prim tits, fake breasts, implants, whatever you want to call them. I wasn't going to bother doing anything in SL other than fuck, but realized after a while the earning potential. Of course the porn helps a lot - i get recognized and people inspect me. Having a perfect avatar is hard work but i'm a sharing person (unless it's cock, my money, or my knowledge) so it seemed like another perfect opportunity for SL fame and fortune.
The name was picked by an ex fuck-buddy of mine. He actually suggested a few, but TITZ is exactly what it says it is, and just stuck.
SLifestyles: How clever. He was obviously a very educated individual to have come up with that AND be involved with a great entrepreneur like yourself. It says here you are actually partnered....to another woman? Tell us a little about her....
MS: She's my RL cousin. Incest is best, right?
SLifestyles: Umm well my family comes from West Virginia so ummm I know nothing about incest. Lets move on... How is it to be partnered to another porn star?
MS: It's actually the second porn star I've been partnered to. I was with a Director for a while. So long as they stay out of MY limelight and realize that I'M the star, it works out pretty well. Dealing with their jealousy can become tiresome, but pretty soon friends and relationship prospects learn to understand that it takes effort to be this flawless, and fade into the background to allow me my spotlight.
SLifestyles: And you are such a lovely young starlet, its so good of you to spread your "love" so freely like you do. Lets get a round of applause for no pre-nups. I've heard that blonde plastic sluts like to sleep with each other because they are so vain, they can live their fantasies of actually being able to fuck themselves. Do you believe this is true?
MS: (giggles) NO. Although I'm quite adept at fucking myself!
SLifestyles: I'm patenting a mirror with a rubber dildo glued on. Ill have one sent to you as soon as they're available. Well I'm not sure you're aware but this is my first interview. Thanks for popping my cherry. Who popped yours?
MS: I think it was another porn director, 3 days back into SL. He IM'd me, I responded, and we spent the next 2 hours fucking on a dirty rug at his place, with him calling me all sorts of filthy names. Got me a gig, so it was all in all pretty beneficial!
SLifestyles: 3 days must seem like an eternity for you. Its a shame the grid was down for so long. Was it more emoting or just pose hopping?
MS: Oh, I emote. He did too, and wasn't bad. I don't go in for pose ball hopping unless it's going to benefit me. Make me work for dick!
SLifestyles: That's a motto for any young readers to go by!! In your profile pic, you show off your big titties. Is this a way to promote your porn career or are you just an exhibitionist slut in general?
MS: I think I just like tits... It's also my favorite picture of me. I did it myself. I've given up on paying other people to do things for me as they never seem able to grasp that I'm perfect, and anything less is just an insult.
SLifestyles: I'm not sure how they couldn't grasp that. I heard your name and thought, "Wow. Perfection!" Seriously!! In your story "The Rescue". You are saved from drowning from your boat. Isn't it law to have life jackets on board? Do you live reckless like this in your everyday life Mercedes? Do you have issues where you don't care about whether you live or die and are these the same problems that caused you to get involved in pornography?
MS: I don't give a fuck what the damn law is regarding life jackets. It would have sucked if I had one, and not allowed me to ultimately fuck Death's hot pixels.
I got into pornography because my cousin dragged me into it. I'm not entirely sure of how that pertains to my every day life, but ultimately that's not really any of your damn business.
SLifestyles: Ok ok relax. Dont you whores have some kind of prescriptions to keep your screws from coming loose? Now also, in the story, you immediately have sex with the hero. What if you jumped and dolphins had to save you. Would you fuck him too? Cause dolphins have penises, Mercedes...you do know that, right?
MS: Now you're just being ridonkulous. Dolphins indeed. You must think I'm an utter moron! Look at you, sat there on your skinny ass, judging me. (Flips her hair behind her shoulder, standing to kick the chair away and flouncing off stage)
(30 minutes, a broken chair, a smashed chair and a Xanax cocktail later, Mercedes returns to grace me with her presence)
SLifestyles: So, I guess you aren't an animal lover hahaha. I got jokes. Somebody call Peta. Moving on, if you could do a dinner date with any 3 people in SL, who would they be and what would you do after dinner?
MS: I think it would have to be three Lindens. One of them would have to be Phillip. We could have a big food fight and end up fucking in the mess we create. Naturally, the whole thing would have to be filmed, and I'd become an even bigger starlet for being the first pornie to fuck multiple Lindens on tape.
SLifestyles: Maybe, but these Lindens have fucked us all for years. Who were your role models and people that inspired you to be who you are here today?
MS: Role Models? Have you seen me? I'm an inspiration!!
SLifestyles: If the world is missing anything, its more Mercedes Styles!! How do you handle the struggles of being famous in SL?
MS: Sometimes it's so hard! Everywhere I turn someone recognizes my face. It would be easy for me to log out, but easy isn't fun... instead I learned to revel in the attention. Talking with nobodies, although tiresome, allows my epic fan-base to realize that i'm really just another avatar.
SLifestyles: Easy isn't fun, but its made quite the living for you thus far. A true inspiration. Ok for all the fans, stalkers and imitators out there, tell us something about you that might surprise everyone
MS: I'm not a natural blonde!
SLifestyles: Well you sure had us fooled. Also, for all the perv, whats the best way to get in your pants...for free?
MS: Roleplay me happy, be rich, or have a massive dick.
SLifestyles: You hear that guys?? Don't delay!! All you need is to throw a sentence together, toss around a few lindens, and buy a horse cock. You don't even need to pretend you have a personality. If thats not a deal, I don't know what is. Ever inspect a tranny because they were dressed better than you?
MS: Yes.
SLifestyles: Ever bang a guy with a cock that's a different color than his skin?
MS: No.
SLifestyles: If a fat hairy, old guy with noob shoes and no AO made the best porn videos...like 100 times better than the next best in SL, would you take him as your husband and never cheat on him?
MS: Potentially
SLifestyles: In closing, what advice would you give to all the aspiring avatars who want to climb the ladder of the SL Rich and famous?
MS: Don't imitate, emulate!
SLifestyles: Any last words to the haters?
MS: STOP TALKING SHIT AND SUCK MORE DICK!!
And with those words of wisdom, I bid farewell to the living legend of Mercedes Styles. To check out some of Mercedes' work, make sure you visit these sites:
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