Maryse Arcana
Today, I'm joined by a true rising superstar in SL. Stories of cat fights and copybotting have not slowed down her ascent to the top. Instead, she has used the publicity to showcase her talents and in the process, sleep with who's who of the entertainment industry. She has shot for any slut magazine you can think of and put out a sex tape....all before the age of 21!!
SLifestyles: Welcome Maryse. Why don't you start off by telling us what you do in SL?
Maryse Arcana: Umm... well i fuck people u.... then i shop....then, I change my full look alot! It's fun.
SLifestyles: Ohhh boy. Yes! Fun, fun. I can tell already this is going to be fun! Fucking stupid porn sluts. What the hell did I do to deserve this dead end gig. Randy, you better hook me up with some real talent soon or I'll fucking walk. You hear me? Sorry Maryse, let's get back on track. Your wikipedia page says you are 6'5 and 169lbs, are you like an amazon or something?
MA: I had a knee job. Plus, I was wearing my Debrahs heels so that's not my real height of course. The weight..well, my tits are really heavy!
SLifestyles: Oohh ok, so they replaced your knees with a giraffes? Umm yeah. Anyways, the date on your Wikipedia picture is April 1st, 2011. Was that your April Fool's prank on them 'cause that shit can't be real?
MA: Hahaha. Nope!!
SLifestyles: Wow. Ok, seriously, you guys, if this is a joke on me, its not funny. Am I being punked? Randy, you better fucking tell me if this is a joke or you wont be hitting this anymore. Now Maryse, as the heading on your blog, it shows your signature. Aren't you afraid those hateful bitches could forge that?
MA: I know there are so many of them stupid bitches, but i did not think of that while making it.
SLifestyles: Aww well maybe you should hire somebody to do your thinking for you. You truly are an artist. I can tell by your profile picture. Your face kinda looks like an abstract painting and your breast looks like one of those squiggly-lined 3D pics. How did you come up with this style?
MA: Well... I just, wanted something different and then i just started editing my pictures. I edited, edited and edited and got something which i liked. Hopefully i will get better with gimp or Photoshop.
SLifestyles: I'm sure there's nowhere to go but up. So doing the math, you turned 18 on June 7, 2009. In less than 3 years, you've had relationships with many different celebrities. It sounds like they get sick of you pretty fast.
MA: No, its the opposite. I get sick of them. Like they all are very talented, but they got small penises.
SLifestyles: How do you con these celebrities into being in a relationship. Do you use one line like, "Does my scarf smell like chloroform to you?", then fuck em and hold onto them for a few months because you convince them they knocked you up? Share your technique...
MA: Well, I find them in twitter, then they like fall in love with me! Bwuhahahahaha
SLifestyles: Stalk and manipulate. Got ya. It seems you take alot of hate from alot of people. Why you you think a ray of light like yourself attracts so much drama?
MA: Well, I know people hate me soo much and i love it. I mean, the much they hate me, they make me get stronger and the more they mention my name hating on me, i get more famous and that shit will never stop. And the Drama Magnet thingee, like i dont know. People are just totally jelly of me so they start talking shit.
SLifestyles: Umm Randy, you going to have me interview a chimp next, huh? Gawwwd!! What do you think separates you from all the other big breasted slut strutting around in SL?
MA: Well, I'm fucking the same guys they fuck but I'm getting money from them. I get Money!
SLifestyles: So, you're admitting the difference is that you're a bigger whore? Your father and brother are teachers. Did your mother abandon you and is that the main reason for all your problems today?
MA: My mom was a stripper and my dad met her in a shop and like they talked and got together then my mom got pregnant and she was not interested on my dad anymore. So yeah, she gave birth to me and gave me to my dad and worked as a stripper again. I only saw like a few pictures of her.
SLifestyles: Such a sad story but does explain your slutty ways today. Genetics, folks. Did your brother and father "rear" you together or individually?
MA: Together
SLifestyles: Wild incestuous nights at the Arcana household. Now in your profile picks of "likes", you mention animals, but make note that its NOT having sex with them. Still, in your blog pic under ”Ayisha Violet AKA Shit Bag”, you add a dog with an incredibly large penis. Do you think that maybe, just maybe, you could be attracted to them subliminally?
MA: Umm no haha. The dog is there, pissing on Ayisha because she is a dirty bitch who fucks dogs. Duh!
SLifestyles: Ouch! In your "About Me" pick, its pretty much empty. Do you have low self esteem probably brought on by excessive drug use, being passed around by men, animal anatomy love and a bad childhood?
MA: Well ''About me'' basically has nothing, because my wikipedia was to long to paste!
SLifestyles: Now what people might not know if that you are an aspiring clothes designer. Here's a few samples. How would you describe your unique style?
MA: Maryse-ish
SLifestyles: It's definitely one of a kind and it is really you but do you think you can make a profit selling crayon art to possibly the the preschool-kindergarten population?
MA: Yes
SLifestyles: Like taking lunch money from the special ed. kids. Just fabulous! I can tell by your designs you really have a creator's eye for slutty clothes. Has any clothes maker ever contacted you about them and why not?
MA: Well no one contacted me. Maybe because all the original creators are not here anymore. They all have better things to do. That's what i think. And the ones who saw my blog are just lame douche bags who cant do shit and like, they just get already done outfits or bought them and then edit them and then be like ''ohh look i created a outfit!'' Like iAntonio Vyper, all his skins are copy botted in his store.
SLifestyles: She don't hold back, people. Look at her fearlessly throwing names out there. This is what we like to see. Are you Donatella Versace, Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox and Laila Ali all put together, pounded with a sledgehammer repeatedly and turned into one avatar?
MA: Add Angelina Jolie, some more pretty celebrities and yeah!
SLifestyle: I can definitely see it. All beat together, ran over a few times, threw in a blender, put back together and slid into a wood chipper. Congrats on your marriage. How did you meet your husband in SL?
MA: Well he ain't actually my husband. I was a whore and he took me shopping then asked me to live with him and now he is like, ''marry me''
SLifestyles: "Was" and is past tense?? Umm sure. What made you give up all these rich, famous, handsome men for a guy in groups such as "Black Cock Addicted, Dance Oasis, Dream Lover's Garden, The Snake Den, and Treat me like a slut". Maryse, this marriage is obviously a cover up because if they arent gay groups, then my name isn't Tegann California Parx. Now tell the world, what is it your hiding? Tell us. Your mind is already a mess obviously. Drugs, alcohol, porn, a world full of hate and just being a slut in general....all the signs are there that theres something troubling you....let it flow.
MA: I was in none of these groups, "Black Cock Addicted, Dance Oasis, Dream Lover's Garden, The Snake Den, and Treat me like a slut" but I have been in.... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) ....So like plus, I fuck white and black guys. Some guys think... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) ......my ex boyfriends never told me not to fuck other people, so..... (zzzzzzzzzzzz) ...... i just login and have lots of fun in second life!
SLifestyles: (yawns) Ok Maryse, as much as I hate to do it, I'm going to have to end it here. Yuo are such a treat. I could just go on talking to you all day. Thanks for coming and hope you enjoyed yourself. Door is right over there. SECURITY!!
To check out more of this bright young talent, check out her blog which was runner up to google as most visited site of 2011 and her Flickr to see some of her outstanding work. You won't believe your eyes...TRUST ME!!
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