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| Jinx Jiersen |
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| Extremely Hot Jinx!! |
Tegann Parx: In your profile, you say, "...I am still trying my level best to understand why so many of you bow, scrape and humiliate yourselves for men who can barely manage to type or spell their own name." So why go from John to Jinx? Was it a spelling problem?
Jinx Jiersen: It was the other way around, Tegann, I went from Jinx to John. My Da was a dyslexic Llama herder from Argentina and couldn't spell John. Jinx is a real life nickname of mine & John is my real first name.
TP: So it was a spelling thing!! One question and you already see an example of my talents.Lucky you. What has made you SL famous?
Jinx: (laughs) Infamous maybe. I don't think there is any such thing as fame in SL, it's an illusion.... or maybe that should be delusion. There are some people who are well known for what they do, be that constructive or destructive, but famous? Nah.
TP: But I'm famous and not an illusionist. I have been called an oral magician, though... from my interviews, of course. So you take pics of naked women in SL. Any hook-ups at work?
Jinx: I never kiss and tell, Tegann. (winks) Some models have definitely been under the impression that, to get a photo done, they're gonna have to put out, but that's just not my style at all. Past experiences, maybe? It happens a lot I guess, just not with me.
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| Mercedes Styles by Jinx Jiersen |
TP: Just take pics while you bang them and you won't need to tell. A picture is worth 1000 words. What was your favorite shoot?
Jinx: Hmmm not easy to answer. Possibly the Roman shoot I did with Quasar Howley because it was a collaboration, she had just as much input as I did. I did a shoot for DeeDee's comic too (she shot it not me) which was a ton of fun. I've got what I guess you'd call my favorite models, which is kinda obvious if you ever look at my Flickr.
TP: Well that's the wrong answer since you just did one with me, but its all good. I'll just sue for them and all the emotional distress they caused me....and whatever else my lawyers can use to drain your wallet. Such a damn wrong answer. Moving on....any "diva" moments with the models? If so, with who?
Jinx: Oddly enough, not that many at all. Some people tend to get the impression that they can demand your time once you've taken a photo of them, but as a rule the models are very polite. As to who, well they know who they are because they're muted.
TP: Once my 3 page rider was taken care of and everything was up to my standards on set, I was a peach to work with. Considering location, models and theme, what would be your dream photo?
Jinx: I think I've done it already. I did a shoot with DeeDee Zenovka & Serenity Juneberry and I think that was my dream shoot to be honest. Not only are they two of the sexiest women I've seen in SL, but they're both such wonderful people too. The shoot was at a private house and had the pair of them in sexy lingerie getting wild with each other. Is that a dream shoot? Yeah I think so.
TP: Once again, there's so much wrong in that answer, it makes no wonder I haven't interviewed you before now. It's said photographers hook up with their models. How often has a girl "accidently" grabbed you as you were getting a close up and how often have you instigated the extreme "close-up"?
Jinx: It's happened, but not often, I'm just too dull, I guess!! Maybe I'll go get that macho shape and the great dick everyone keeps telling me about! Normally, I just cover myself in chocolate and let them flick M&M's at me while I take pics, it seems to keep them occupied.
TP: If you "guess you're dull", just lie!! Say, "There was this one time, I was shooting a (insert SL slut...preferably married for story juiciness) in a pool and it got hot pretty quick. Her twin showed up and my assistant got involved. 9 months later, I'm a father of 5". Something along those lines and nobody will ever consider you dull. You said, "No I do not charge a fee, I do it because I enjoy it." Honestly, nobody believes that...whats your deal?
Jinx: (laughs)That really is my deal. It's a fact that people have hopes and dreams. In SL, many of those dreams are to be something more than we are in real life, more beautiful, happier, more successful, etc. I just take what someone has done already (you made your avatar after all) and enhance it a bit. If I take a photo of you, and it makes you smile, then that's my job done, no fee required.
TP: Ok, so don't tell us why you really do it. It's fine. You also model. Is it some kind of kink thing...taking self pics to display?
Jinx: I model, do I? I had no idea! Some friends take photo's of me occasionally, I guess, but that's as kinky as I get (if you don't count the chocolate and M&M's). I'm no model, not AT all (laughs). My avatar is pretty average as far as SL goes, being normal is my kink.
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| Jinx "Not Modeling" |
TP: It doesn't sound like an interesting kink, but less bizarre than all that pony crap so I'll take it. How did you come to work with the PORNSTARS group?
Jinx: I saw some movies by Amykitten Parx way back in 2009/10 and contacted her in world, she introduced me to Emma Jameson, and Emma kind of took me under her wing because I was already doing erotic art (just not in SL). I did quit, not long after winning Sexiest Actor in 2010, but came back to help Serenity out when Emma took a back seat.
TP: Congrats on the award. I heard, way back then it was based on bling and when you took the stage to accept, 3 wise men were using you as a guide and showed up bearing gifts. Surely, if you are in good with a bunch of porn sluts, blumpkins, cincinnati bowties, and rusty trombones are daily occurrences?
Jinx: That's doubly impossible to answer because I'm really not 'in' with any of them and because I don't have a fucking clue what any of that means. The vocal minority tend to give the impression that everyone in Pornstars is bang at it 24/7, but that's really not the case. Or maybe that IS the case and I just don't get invited...oh noes, I'm not with the in crowd!
TP: Which number is greater...the number of times you cleanse your lens of bodily fluids or the number of STD's you've been treated for?
Jinx: Splashback is horrendous so the lens gets a regular cleaning, I always wear an overcoat so STD's are not a problem.
TP: I've heard some girls have STD's so advanced, the virus can actually spell "sexually transmitted disease"...in latin. Seriously, if a pornstar could get an STD in SL, who would be the "Herpes Queen and King"?
Jinx: No idea (winks), but I feel dirty & unclean just looking at some of the pics (laughs)
TP: Well that was my chance for epic numbers of readers and endless SL drama. Safe to say, the road to "The Oprah Show" won't be calling you for a tell all. Coulda been millionaires... You're in the group "All Woman". Should I even go there?
Jinx: Yes! It's my own Flickr group. I wanted to try to showcase natural/realistic looking female avatars, simply because that's my preference, so I made the group. Even your little arse is welcome Tegann
TP: So you don't tuck in your penis, smear make-up on your face like a 3 year old, dance around the room lip syncing the Spice Girls, and wear wigs made of real hair...possibly from women locked up in the attic? So much for making my fortune on selling your story to CNN. You are also in the group "Made in England and proud". How many f'ing retards are in this group?
Jinx: As many as are in every country in the world, or group in SL, I guess. I'm not really nationalistic because that shit attracts too many racists in Britain, but I AM proud of my country & of it's people as a whole.
TP: So the answer is "at least one". I'm sure there's help for that. Perhaps, just a leap off Big Ben. You could've saved face by denying the British thing and admitted to the cross dressing Spice Girl idea. Is it true that all English people are so obsessed with the queen that your money is stickier than your sticky toffee pudding?
Jinx: I'm a Northerner, and we tend to be more anti-monarchy than the folks down south. I guess we're more than a little jealous of our American cousins who rebelled (laughs). The money is only sticky if it's been tucked into your thong Tegann, which kinda explains why all my tenners are stuck together.
TP: Such a potty mouth wanka. What is the SL joy equivalent than eating bangers and mash with a pot of tea while watching Simon Cowell in his size small shirts?
Jinx: Watching you and DeeDee wrestle in a vat of jelly and then licking you both clean.
TP: Oh, you saw that? Admitting your English takes courage but a peeping tom is just criminal. You posted alot of poetry/lyrics in your profile. I didn't read it because its like, "who cares" but how about a short poem about being featured in SLifestyles? Oh and make it a "roses are red" kinda thing so people don't read a couple lines and say, "Fuck this shit, I'm gonna watch some porn!!"
Jinx: (he actually couldn't concentrate because my hotness interfered with him head, so I wrote one for him that's better than he'd ever come up with anyways)
"Roses are red,
My balls are blue,
How could they not
After sitting with you"
TP: So you gave a big "Fuck you" to SL Doms, but what are your thoughts on the subs at their feet?
Jinx: Go read some Maslow and stop making a kink out of natural human behavior. Not really, each to their own ya know? But if you're going to do something at least do it right, don't give someone your devotion just because it says 'Master' over his fuckin' head, he has long black hair, shit tattoos, and shouts a lot in local chat.
TP: You also say that chains are a sign of oppression, not love. As someone who has been chained to bedpost while being "loved", I see chains positively, like how it made my bicycle works as I drove around the neighborhood as a kid. But you, Mr Jinx, see it as slavery and oppression...are you hiding a Black Supremacy support group?
Jinx: I was chained naked to a lamp post on my stag night, and it damaged me for life, my tiny penis flapping in the wind for all to see (or not see!)
TP: Not so "dull" now are we, Mr Public Bondage Kink. Next on the "fuck you" list is "Voice Nazi's". So "anti-Nazi" and "black supremacy". Hypothetically, what would a Black ruled SL look like and what would be your role there?
Jinx: It'd look like a huge amount of middle class white guys pretending to be coloured because they stupidly think that the 'image' of being poor and deprived is 'black'. Which is just another form of SL's 'acceptable' racism. My role would be burning their 'ghetto' down.
TP: Ohhh slap on a ghost costume, burn a cross, knock out half your teeth (oh wait, you're British) and call you Grand Wizard Willy Joe Crow III. Psst hey, my chapter is having a meeting this weekend if you want to come??
Jinx: I was joking. I'm not a racist nor do I have an intentions of joining a group of hicks in shouting match.
TP:You were joking? Ummm yeah, so was I.....Uhhh getting back on track. In your "Ladies Take Note" pick, you say "I don't care what your sexual orientation is, just show some respect for the rest of your sex ffs." I help all females by giving them someone to look up to. Even if they don't respect themselves or the whole female gender, they all respect and love me. Sometimes, I even trib the hell outta them for their only taste of heaven on this planet. If you were presenting an award from Linden to me, what would the award be called and would it be your greatest honor in life?
Jinx: I was joking. I'm not a racist nor do I have an intentions of joining a group of hicks in shouting match.
TP:You were joking? Ummm yeah, so was I.....Uhhh getting back on track. In your "Ladies Take Note" pick, you say "I don't care what your sexual orientation is, just show some respect for the rest of your sex ffs." I help all females by giving them someone to look up to. Even if they don't respect themselves or the whole female gender, they all respect and love me. Sometimes, I even trib the hell outta them for their only taste of heaven on this planet. If you were presenting an award from Linden to me, what would the award be called and would it be your greatest honor in life?
Jinx: Obviously, it would be the highlight of my life, yes. In fact, I've not stopped dribbling and drooling just looking at you through this whole interview. Your award would be Lipstick Lesbian of the Year 2013 for your services to unlicked women everywhere.
TP: Well, it would be a lifetime achievement award, but it's a good answer....finally. Ok, I'm not sure if they have "Catch a Predator" in cheerio England, but I have a little surprise. If you look closely, your profile brings it to light for all to see. Perhaps I'm Sherlock Holmes incredibly sexy great granddaughter who snooped into your profile and discovered a twisted descendant of Jack the Ripper or even creepier, the psycho son of Camilla, Prince Charles' bitch. Let's look at the evidence and you be the judge.....
1. "'REAL'SL birthdate - 9/10/2004". So not your first go at SL, huh? Hmmm wonder why he left"
2. "Because I'm scum, and I'm your son". First part is evident but I'm not touching the second half of that but it's probably where all this sexual instability came from.
3. "I pray when I'm coming down, you'll be asleep". You did mention SL Rape in your "Fuck you" pick but, I guess if they are asleep, they can't say "No" .......
4. From your wisdom pick,
"Sometime when you're feeling important
You're the best qualified in the room
There's no indispensable man
Would leave an unfillable hole
Put your hand in it up to the wrist,
You can splash all you wish when you enter,
You may stir up the water galore
Pull it out and the hole that's remaining
It looks quite the same as before
The moral of this quaint example
Is do just the best that you can,
The moral of this quaint example
Is do just the best that you can,
Be proud of yourself but remember,
There's no indispensable man."
It's all right there, Mr Jiersen, you sick, twisted bastard.
5. "...come to me if you need pity. Are you lonely, you got no one", "How old are you, 5?", "PLEASE bring back the teen grid!!".
6. Last but certainly not least, "Made in England". Says it all right there, you sick-o.
TP: Let's hear your explanation to this very strange profile quotes......
Jinx: Gawd, long list. (laughs) My first SL account was hacked and emptied which is the reason Jinx was born, luckily I'd given someone my shape and she still had it, so a little part of the original is still here. Most of my profile is just me thinking out loud I guess, people who know me, get it, people who don't know me see it as overly aggressive/opinionated, which it really isn't. SL has changed a lot in the time I've been here, and not all for the better, I don't think. Type 'sex' into search and six of the top twenty hits have rape in the description, that can't be good, fantasy or not.....sign of the times.
I'm very English, and quite rightly I'm proud of that, but at the same time I'm not stupid enough to judge any race by the actions of an individual. There are bad people everywhere, in all walks of life, and of every race creed and color. I guess SL is a lot like London, a melting pot of races and cultures, I like that, people are my primary reason for still being here.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not making any accusations, nor should you, but perhaps in the future people in SL should research before dropping their pants in front of a photographer....and all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in the court of law.
In all seriousness, maybe my researcher is dyslexic or just bat shit crazy, but in no shape or form is John "Jinx" Jiersen involved in any illegal activity in SL. He is a wonderful, talented man who is currently working on a cure of all the world's deadliest diseases, helping to feed Africa's children, saving kitties from trees, bringing homeless men back to his home, washing feeding and bedding them, and spreading the joys of SL though his Flickr(photostream here) and the Pornstars blog (blog link here).
