My guest would be on the other end of the scale....lets say an 8. A veteran on the SL porn scene, Lexington Ballinger has taken some of his favorite extracurricular activities and shared them with an audience on screen. This handsome piece of dreamy chocolate isn't hard to spot on the street. You will notice it a mile away. "Who is that sexy, black guy walking this way? Dayumm nice shoes and definitely works out....but why is one leg so much bigger than the other? Its like there something stuffed down there. Wait...did that just move? Oh wait, yes it did. What could it be? A snake? Oohhhh....ummm ohhhh!!!!" Without further ado, lets get personal with Lexington Ballinger.
SLifestlyes: Tell us a little about what you do in SL that has made you famous?
Lexington Ballinger: Well, if you have to ask then you obviously haven't been paying attention to the porn scene. But basically I fuck the living shit out of horny sluts and record it on film for the world to see.
SLifestyles: Well maybe you should pay attention because if you read my blog, you would see I know everything. I was asking for the Tegannators. How did you get started in SL porn?
LB: I'd always been interested in the porn scene. I came into SL specifically to make a name for myself here. I'd been fucking around, and I do mean that literally, sticking my dick into any pussy I could find that wanted a ride. I'd made friends with a few niggas who liked to share bitches and I must have impressed one who was a producer 'cause he called me up one day and asked if I wouldn't mind being in a film for him.
SLifestyles: In a way, he was a fuck buddy with benefits. No homo of course. Tell us about your first time on set?
LB: I won't lie to you, I was a bit nervous at first, but also very aroused. But when I pulled out my big black dick and the girl nearly fainted, I knew I found my calling.
SLifestyles: Oh wow. That hung, huh? Whats the kinkiest thing you've done in front of the camera?
LB: My on-screen life is a lot tamer than my private life. Been in a couple of on-screen orgies, a fetish shoot or two, but off camera, I've pounded some pretty wild ass bitches. Let's just say that it's true what they say, in SL you can do just about anything.
SLifestyles: Oh dear, it's getting hot in here. Anything or anyone you'd want to shoot for a video?
LB: Well, I've had my mind on some of the wilder aspects of my private life lately. Trying to put together a really nice alien look at the moment. As for who I'd like to shoot . . . what are you doing later?
SLifestyles: I have been probed by aliens. Got drunk with a bunch of mexicans one night and...ummm nevermind. I'm sure I can fit you in later between an autograph signing and my club appearance. If the money was right, would you do porn with a guy? transsexual? furry?
LB: Well, that question could go a number of ways. Gay porn, I just don't swing that way. Sorry fellas I know you want some of this fine hunk of chocolate, but that just ain't my thing. Trannies depends on the scene. I wouldn't fuck one, just not into dick, but I'd be more than happy to do a threesome with one, the two of us banging some hot chick. And furries, well I've known some pretty hot looking furries, I could get down with that.
SLifestyles: Good lord, you are kinky. Which is more: the number of STDs you've given girls or the number of times you knocked a girl up?
LB: Oh STD's for sure, no doubt about that one. I've purchased stock in a couple of penicillin manufacturing facilities just to offset the cost of my personal stash. Besides I'm a big fan of the pop shot and tend to pull out and mess up a girls makeup with a nice gooey load to the face.
SLifestyles: Ahh so not just a big, black dick with a body around it and filthy perverted mind, but a businessman as well. What do you think separates you from the rest of the porn guys in SL?
LB: I think being a hung nigga has it's perks. I get lots of offers from ladies who want to do interracial. Most of the porn guys I've seen are white or hispanic.
SLifestyles: Did I mention reader discretion is strongly advised.... Who is your favorite girl to work with and why?
LB: (laughs) Now that's a loaded question. I'll piss of a ton of bitches if I answer it. So I'm gonna plead the fifth.
SLifestyles: Well I'm sure they'd hate it if you worked with me because then they'd know who the numero uno would be. Hateful bitches. Tell us about losing your SL virginity.
LB: Shit I've been here over 5 years and fucked more pussy than I can remember. It wasn't anything too special, I can tell ya that. You know the typical story I'm sure. You find yourself in this great new world, and the first thing you do is look for a free sex joint, then end up banging some other newbs until someone tells you your avatar looks like shit. If you're smart and have some money you upgrade yourself in a hurry and then the real fun begins.
SLifestyles: I was actually born this way. They knew when I entered my name, there was no way they could start me off with that ugly skin and shape and terrible clothes. What type of girl catches your eye in SL?
LB: Well, I do have a penchant for redheads, and a girl with curves is always preferable. But if she's got two feet and heartbeat I'm usually willing to give her a chance. Though the feet are optional . . . as is the heartbeat. (winks) What are you doing after this interview?
SLifestyles: Ohh you are such a flirt. I really can't blame you. It must be hard being in the presence of perfection and not want to have your dirty way with her. Where's the best places to pick up a good keeper of a friend with benefits?
LB: I show up at the Poly Interracial Beach every now and then. Sometimes in a speedo, sometimes with less. But if you want a really gorgeous place to chill check out Jungle Lust, often a few hotties there, and IndiaLee, the owner, likes to throw spin the bottle parties on a regular basis.
SLifestyles: You in a speedo? That must be like throwing a towel over an elephant trunk. Tell us about the freakiest girl you've been with?
LB: Hmmm, I'm not sure I understand the question. Do you mean . . . That girls a freak! or she's got three tits, tentacles instead of arms and a two foot tongue?
SLifestyles: Actually, I don't think we can handle the answer. Whats the most girls you've had at once?
LB: Twelve. Showed up at an orgy once and the guys kept poofing. I had all day and the ladies just kept going after the only stable cock in the room. I ended up in the hospital suffering from dehydration.
SLifestyles: Yeah, guys have died trying to keep up with me in the same fashion. Luckily, I make them sign a waiver clearing me of any responsibility before getting it in. Anything you've ever done in SL that you were ashamed of after?
LB: Why be ashamed? I'm here to get freaky, so no regrets.
SLifestyles: Well you make profit from STDs, so if someone doesn't regret an STD, good luck finding something they are ashamed of. Do you think you will ever settle down? If so, whats the perfect girl to make you do so?
LB: If I found the right girl, I might consider settling down with her, but an SL relationship is far different from a RL relationship. She's gotta be open minded, realize that I'm a porn stud, I'm gonna fuck around. A girl who's willing to help me find talent and is okay with seeing me with other women would be ideal.
SLifestyles: Isn't that the criteria for any healthy relationship... Where's the strangest place you've had sex?
LB: In a castle, with a chick that was dressed up like a blowup doll. That was one wild Halloween.
SLifestyles: Yeah, I won best costume with that cost... errr moving on. When you drop your pants, whats the best reaction you've gotten?
LB: HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE!
SLifestyles: Is someone messing with the heat in here. I'm feeling kinda flushed. Any advice for all the girls who want to hook a handsome stud like yourself?
LB: Don't be shy. The woman that gets me inside her is often the one brave enough to introduce herself.
SLifestyles: Oh yes, I almost forgot. You already heard my name countless times, but I'm Tegann California Parx. It seems that when guys get hard, it takes the blood straight from the brain. Your cock is the size of my arm, so how dumb do you get when you're turned on?
LB: (drools and mumbles incoherently)
SLifestyles: That's actually one of the most intelligent conversations I've had with guys. I guess the blood goes below the belt as soon as they see me. What's the most you had to go through to get in a girls pants?
LB: I knew this girl once who wanted me, but was afraid I'd hurt her. She strung me along for months, giving it up only when drunk or stoned. I spent a lot on whiskey and pot.
SLifestyles: A black guy spending alot on drugs and alcohol?... Unheard of!! Exclusively for me, tell something that nobody else knows about you?
LB: I'm secretly addicted to girly drinks. So sue me, I can't resist a cocktail served in a coconut with a little umbrella skewering a wedge of pineapple and a maraschino cherry.
SLifestyles: Hahahahaha okaaayy. That doesn't make you any less a man. Hahahahaha. No really...it doesn't. Hahahaha. Whew that's just wow. What activities do you like to do in SL that dont involve sex?
LB: You can do stuff here that DOESN'T involve sex? Who knew?
SLifestyles: About 6% of SL. For any girls or guys looking to start a porn career, what advice do you give them?
LB: Call me, I'll make you a star.
SLifestyles: Lets pretend I'm your dream girl and we've never met. Show us how you'd pick me up?
LB: *Grabs you by the hair and shoves you down on your knees. He unzips his pants and pulls out his long dark member, slapping it across your face.* "I hope you're ready to get fucked by a big nigga python, bitch!"
SLifestyles: Ummmm BRB.................................................
To see the amazing Lex work his magic on screen, check out his videos on the link below. Better yet, hit him up in world and "unleash the beast" or "wrestle the anaconda" or do whatever sexual reference referring to his gigantic penis you can think of....
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