A Day in the Life of The Barbie Twins

Candy(milanna.mcandrews) and Dolly(caz.koray)

   Over the years, daredevils have put their lives on the line to entertain their fans. With utmost respect for people such as Harry Houdini, Evel Knievel and that idiot that ate McDonalds everyday until he almost died for his documentary, I put my mental and physical health in extreme danger. For my fans, I've taken on a task only Tegann California Parx could survive. I spent an entire day with not just one Barbie...not just two, but dum dum dum Theeeeee Barbie Twins!!!!! 

0900 As I pull into the twins' condo, I check my watch to find I'm right on time, as usual. Their door, however, is open and as I step inside. its quickly evident the mess is the result of a wild party. The furniture, from the lamps to the stove is pink and covered in glitter. I'm not sure if I'm in Barbie heaven or hell. Stepping over the liquor bottles, I shout out to the girls but the only response I get is a muffled moan coming from one of the rooms. I knock, before pushing the door open, only to find Candy on the bed with 2 black guys and Dolly passed out on another on the floor, a bottle of Cristal still in her hand. I take the champagne from her and decide to wait on the couch.

1000 After an hour and finishing 2 bottles of champagne, I decide I need to make something happen or A) I will get too damn drunk to work or B) I will get too damn drunk, go in the room and I will be sending this article to Penthouse. Once I realize screaming and jumping on them isn't working, I call an assistant and drag Candy and then Dolly to the bathroom. I strip them off, check if their "too good to be true" boobs are natural, and throw them both in the shower before turning on the water. 15 minutes later, they start to come alive. 

1030 I hear constant giggling and discussions about the girls' wild night coming from the bathroom. "Hehe you dirty wench hehehe. I told you Tyrell was almost too big to handle alone hehehe....and you brought Theo home too hehe." And the reply, "Hehehe hey, I'm still here. You're just jelly because they both wanted me hehe. Filthy bitch. Hehehe and you got stuck with Mike's tiny 9 incher hehehe". With a knock on the door, my assistant enters holding a bucket of chicken. Like a pack of rabid wolves, the guys are out the door, chasing her down in the parking lot. She's looking like she's enjoying being ravished by the naked men, so I return my focus on the twins.

1130 Finally, the girls emerge from the room. After a quick nap in their personal tanning bed, they each applied enough makeup to cover up what's left on their faces the night before. It's here when I notice the twins have their own language...one I'm certain only the other can understand. Holding a shoe to her chest, Candy actually covers more skin than her skimpy dress, "Like hehehe these? Hehe hung hehehe bedpost hehe chandelier hehe". To which Dolly replies, "Hehe video hehe upside down hehe electric shock treatment". My guess is its kinky and they liked it but who knows. They grab their bag and we're out the door. 

1200 We decide to go for brunch. As I walk down the street with the girls, more than a few heads turn their way. They sit down and each order a glass of orange juice and a full bottle of vodka. Thinking on what's best for the article, I help them finish the bottle. Dolly pulls a bunch of cards out of her purse to pay...each one with a different man's name on it. However, the check never comes and the waiter tells us its covered.

1300 Seeing me write "1300" in my notes, Dolly asks if I'm writing them a check. I tell her its actually the time to which she asks, "Are you from like Austria because our clocks only go to 12 and I know the time is all fucked up down under." I shake my head and ask the twins to show me some of their favorite places.

1400 We arrive at a high priced shoe store. Bill Gates would have to work a month to afford some of the heels in this place, but the girl's walk in and are greeted on a first name basis. It's evident that its not their first time and by this time, I doubt they are first timers in pretty much anything. As they quickly scan the place with "Got 'em, got 'em, got 'em", Candy finally comes across a pair similar to the ones she "lost having a foursome on a private golf course". I don't ask. They shout out a man's name as they take the shoes through the door. I'm starting to like these ladies' style.

The twins shopping with Krystel Kayo

1500 Doing my best to make sense of the Barbie Twins' conversation through the giggles, I find out we are on the way to the post office. The girls have a fan club and upon emerging from the building they are pushing a cart each. They quickly scan the letters for cash, which is deposited straight into their cleavage. We drop the parcels off at their place and after reapplying their makeup, Dolly changes her outfit because "Hehehe glitter cures their cataracts or something hehehe".

1600 We arrive in Shady Palms Retirement Home. Wtf. I take a deep breath and enter through the haze of Ben Gay and 80 year old flesh. I follow the twins down a hallway and before too long, they have followers. They enter through the double doors into a bingo game. The whole place goes quiet. Once again, they are quickly recognized and they take their seat upon the laps of a few lucky geezers. Each grandpa takes a turn to greet the girls and slide a few bills wherever they can.

1630 Candy helps a senior to a room in the back. It's nice to see a young woman help out her elders, but I'm curious to the reason they left. Candy wheels the guy out 20 minutes later in a wheelchair. He looks like he's had 5 simultaneous heart attacks but somehow has a smile from ear to ear. Candy arrives with messed up hair, smeared lipstick and an antique diamond necklace.

1700 As we leave the home, Dolly receives a call and we're on our way to a photo shoot. I sit my "heavily groped by senior citizen hands" ass on the sofa and watch the girls in various poses and decreasing amounts of clothing in front of the camera. With a "Be right back hehehe", they disappear into a room. I'm not up to date on newest technologies in photography but I assume they are developing the negatives. Hey, I only model!! I pop open a bottle of wine when a heavy set black lady with a mustache storms into the studio. With a wildly waving hand in my face, she demands to know her husband's location. I point to get her bitch ass out of my face. He throws open the door and I hear screams. Dragging Candy by her hair, she woman returns only to have Dolly on her back, swinging her purse at the linebackers head. After at least 5 blows, the woman drops and Dolly picks up Candy as we leave in a flash.

1800 In the parking lot, Dolly starts giggling hysterically. "Hehe the pretty twin saves you trashy ass once again hehehe." Candy adjusts her dress, joins her sister's giggle fit and replies, "Whatever, bitch. I told you I could deepthroat the whole thing hehehe. Now give me the 3 platinum cards that we bet, slut." The girls fix their makeup, hair, nails, and dresses.....

2000 Yes that did take 2 hours....and yes I did drink while I waited. So what!! We change and proceed to the most expensive restaurant in town. The hostess escorts us to a reserved table and a tray of drinks quickly follow. After a quick bite, we are motioned to a table of businessmen. The men try to hide their wedding bands, but its evident the girls aren't concerned with that. Within 10 minutes, Dolly is on the table and Candy is on a lap, then another, then another. Needless to say, the bill is taken care of and the girls leave with a few more business cards with a time and place on the back and a few more credit cards to add to their collection.

2200 The girls invite me to their club and as we arrive, we push our way though the paparazzi and perverts into the VIP entrance. When I walk in, I am once again blinded by the sparkling glitter and pink EVERYWHERE!! The crowd is going crazy and the girls immediately join them on the dance floor. It doesn't take long before Candy is making out with one black guy while dry humping another. Dolly is laying on the bar, offering body shots to people that can afford it as she shows how far she can take a champagne bottle in her throat. The girls obviously got skills and they know how to party. Throughout the night, the girls take turns showing off their new club, taking guys for a tour of the VIP room. It must be a big room because it took 45 minutes each time to show it. 
(Ok so I must confess, the next few hours get a bit hazy and maybe I put myself too into my job and possibly tried to hard to bond with the girls and drank to much. Therefore, you only get 19 or so hours with the Barbie Twins.)

0400 With the bar empty with the exception of the girls and 6 men, I decide to call it a night despite the twins protests since they "Got a couple guys for the magazine girl too". I thank them for letting me into their life tell them I am going to see the sexy, Portuguese, curvy, dark haired, long legged goddess of a DJ that I met while ummm retrieving a umm glass ummm eye from behind the DJ booth makes it home okay. With that, Dolly drunkenly mumbles to Candy, "It's a good thing we got 3 holes". The girls giggle as I slip out the door.

  So it wasn't a full day but I got laid and drunk for free, so I don't care. It's nice to finally meet two people that exemplifies what SL should be about...having fun and not giving a fuck what anyone thinks. They do what they want and love doing it. For those who like to judge, girls, you don't have what it take to last an hour with these twins and guys, you only last long enough until the girls toss you aside. If you think you can survive the pink and party with these girls, check out their club in SL or look them up inworld.

Club Link: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Campton/176/181/22

Fan Club: ThE DoLlY & CaNdY FaN cLuB......

*Special thanks To Bigblackjoe for supplying some of the pics of the girls for the article. To see more of his work, check out his site: Bigblackjoes's Flickr