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When the name, Fotios Kahanamoku is mentioned in SL the conversation usually goes like this.....
Nun 1: "Blah, blah, blah Fotios Kahanamoku blah, blah. blah"
Nun 2: "Who the fuck is that? Did you read the latest SLifestyles post?"
Nun 1: "You know, that Million Dollar Man dude....and yes, Tegann Parx is a beautiful genius. I'd do her."
Nun 2: "Ooooh yeah!! That's the guy with the big wallet that the blonde bimbos chase around. Of course you'd do her. She's the fucking bomb, bitch."
Tegann Parx: You live a pretty secluded life with all your girls. Why would you want to do an interview with the legendary Tegann Parx and let all of SL into your personal life?
MDM: I wanted to do an interview for a long time and provide more info to the public. So hopefully i will get less IMs from fans or jabronis asking me stuff about my lifestyle. Those IMs have increased lately and become a serious matter, since all these ringing bells distract me from my favorite activities such as fucking some fine asses, etc.
The reason I wanted you to do it is because I have seen previous interviews you made and they are, in fact, entertaining to read. I had offers from a few people to make an interview before, but I didn't liked the samples of the work they showed me, so I declined their proposals.
TP: Yeah, everyone loves and wants a piece of me. When you're not spending your money and adding to your collection of prim tits, what does the Million Dollar Man like to do in SL?
MDM: Well, I enjoy some opera live music events from my reserved VIP seats. I also enjoy shopping for suits and have my fav photographers take pics of me with my girls.
TP: Oh, I've been caught on camera with a few girls myself, but that's a whole other story... probably best left for another day. Right now, is your account balance over or under a million?
MDM: A while back, I earned the nickname Million Dollar Man. I had an average of 2 Mil in my account, but people advised me that having so much lindens in my account is dangerous because of hackers and especially since Linden Lab never refunds. So last year, I started holding much much less, and I transfer money from a prepaid card, when I need cash which happens to be very often. I don't spend less than when I was walking around with these millions in my pocket.
TP: I got a safe in the back if you ever need a place to store it. You got this huge office building. What kind of business do you run?
MDM: None. Unless you are a very talented creator, which I am not, sl business aren't worth the effort and stress, in my opinion. I have owned a few strip clubs, just for my entertainment.The strippers shared all the clubs`s incomes and I took care of the costs, but I got bored of them pretty fast. I got rid of them, but occasionally, I do sponsor magazines, fashion shows, contests and, in general, other peoples' businesses I like. I have this skyscraper, simply because I wanted to have one.
TP: (bats her eyelashes with a smile) Ummm you sponsor magazines? How many people work for you now?
MDM: Well, I just have a secretary, simply cuz I wanted to have one.
TP: Just 1? I got like 60 just working in my sweatshop. What are some of her duties?
MDM: To give me boners by being around me.
TP: Hello...I'm doing that right now...for free!!! How does your interview process usually go?
MDM: I interview the beautiful girls who want to join the infamous "Spoiled by the Million Dollar Man" group. The first thing I do is ask them to strip so i can take a look at their bodies. Then, most likely, I sign a check and i fuck them. I have participated in some interviews of some modeling contests sponsored, but the fun ended after I asked to see their bodies.
TP: Sounds like a few of my friday night dates. What's the biggest mistake you ever purchased?
MDM: I have been scammed from a jabroni land provider and I have actually purchased and rented a land I have never received. I didn't care about the money loss, but the feeling of being scammed had me been angry for 2 days.
TP: Oh boo hoo. I told you that that rental was under a volcano and Mother Nature is a bitch sometimes. Anyway, no refunds so just let it go. If a guy came along named "The Two Million Dollar Man", would you feel the need to up your game?
MDM: A nickname on its own means nothing. I have been called a show off by some jealous jabronis, but it's not showing off if you back it up.
TP: Does that mean you drop your pants because people call you a prick? How many girls do you currently have in your harem?
MDM: Well, lets see. I have 13 busty trophies on my spoiled group, a slave, a secretary and few more girlfriends who didn't suit in the busty category. So lets assume around 20 more or less.
TP: I bet you you got them all together at once, they'd have the combined IQ of a genius. Well, maybe the lower spectrum. It's no secret that you're a magnet for girls. Do you think its for your money or do you have other things that the girls are more intrigued by?
MDM: I am happy with those girls who want only my fat paychecks. I need variety, quantity and quality. It would be impossible for me to actually be emotionally involved with 20 people at the same time. However, there are a few girlfriends and my slave who loves my personality, despite being an asshole with a huge ego. I have also became a friend with some of my trophies, since I've known them for over a year.
TP: You know, if you had said "she loves my personality, despite being a SEXUAL GOD with a huge COCK", it would probably boost that rep!! What's your type of woman?
MDM: The one who swallows.
TP: That's deep!! What if a transsexual or guy ran into you one day and you felt some kind of chemistry that you didn't feel with the plastic jewels you like to have around..... would you pay for a sex change, give them implants and hair extensions, dress them up and keep them as one of your girls?
MDM: I don't transform people.
TP: So, anything with a couple holes to fill. You actually have a trophy room, displaying photos of your girls guarded by the velvet rope. Is that rope to keep the guys back far enough that their bodily fluids don't ruin the pics?
MDM: Hahaha!!
TP: If a girl wanted to be part of your group, what advice would you give to get your attention?
MDM: To be herself, to try to be unique, and to be patient, cuz I am very busy and it may take a while before I finally meet her and give her a chance.
TP: You've got cash....invest in cloning!! After you've taken notice, what's next for them?
MDM: I usually have few "meetings" with them before i officially invite them into my group. Of course, I am generous during these "meetings"
TP: Ohhhh I get it. These girls are paid for their company. If anything else happens, it's considered a donation. (wink wink) Does everyone have a price?
MDM: Everyone has a price for the Million Dollar Man.
TP: If someone wanted an orgy with a Brazilian model, a pink furry, a busty blonde nitwit and an asian 18 year old shemale dressed like Sailor Moon, how much would that cost them?
MDM: Depends on the rates of the people participating and the time the orgy will last. 10k for the orgy session would be fine, I think. How much the psychologist will cost for his mental issues, though, is an another story.... Pink furry? What the hell?!?!
TP: Hey, listen! Nobody told me not to mix my meds with enough alcohol to kill an elephant and besides, all those Vegas neon lights brings out the fun in a girl. If you see a girl and she's smoking hot but have a shit personality, can you buy her a new one or do you rip off her look and stick it on a fugly chick with a good attitude?
MDM: I don't fuck ugly chicks! I don't transform people either, I try to change their personality. I would choose to fuck the smoking hot bitch with the shit personality. Been there, done that! Fucking bitches with shitty personalities is a turn on. Who said i have to suffer by hanging out with them, when we can meet just for sex.
TP: It sure seems like you're an expert in girls with bad personalities. What's the craziest thing you've had your girl do?
MDM: Suck my cock with her husband right next to her afk for 5 minutes. (she's supposed to be in monogamous relationship)
TP: Well, well, well, it doesn't take you long. They weren't, by chance, laying next to each other in the cemetery? With the exception of a few, most of your girls are blonde. Is this a physical preference or is it a money saving idea because they are already dumb and slutty enough to do anything you want?
MDM: There is a rumor that i like only blonde girls, which is not true. My group is for busty girls and most of them are "barbies", so they tend to have blonde hair, but girls, your hair color doesn't matter as long you have a nice face and hot body.
TP: I guess if its not a preference then the latter must be the case. Don't you think your money could be better used by some of the charities here in SL than on paying a ho for her anal cherry or paying for an extra 20 cc's on a bimbo's already inflated chest...or in some cases, lips?
MDM: I don't trust supporting charities through sl. I have never done it, and never will.
TP: Umm you trust me and I got The Tegann Parx Foundation to umm "help" children in sweatshops owned by beautiful famous SL celebrities. Do you ever rent out your girls for like a company Christmas party, for example?
MDM: Nope, I don't need to earn money in any way or form from sl.
TP: Ok...just wondering. You know with Xmas nearing and how a few sluts can make a party fun. Did you ever pay to have a girls chest enhanced?
MDM: Like i said before, I don't do transformations However, I have paid for breast implants for girls who wanted to try them, but couldn't afford them.
TP: I guess that could be considered charity so maybe you won't go to hell after all. Ever pay to have umm your wiener enhanced?
MDM: (pulls out his penis) Take a close look for any indication of surgery.
TP: Hold on, I got a microscope in the back. No scars, but if you use enough lotion and rub it out ....err in enough, it'll clear up any scarring. Ok here's some tough questions. Of course, you don't have to answer, but if you don't, I'm sure there's a place you can buy a set of balls......
Which of your girls:
a) Gives the best blow jobs?
b) Hints that she wants $$ the most?
c) Is most willing to do anything you want?
d) Have the best ass?
e) Is the freakiest in bed?
f) Is the biggest bitch?
g) has the most sex in SL?
h) costs you the most
i) is the cheapest to "maintain"?
j) do you wish was more like me?
MDM: All of my girls are very good at pleasing my demanding cock. Hot looking, greedy gold diggers for some $$ and experienced!! I know I'm avoiding the question but its like asking a parent which of his kids loves the most. Even if he favors one, he will never admit it.
Well that answer sucked balls. My sweatshop kids are putting off The Wizard of Oz and we are still looking for a cowardly lion. If you want to be known as the Million and Two Dollar Man, the part is yours.
Anyways, if you think you got the goods, and want to be featured behind the velvet rope of the Million Dollar Man's trophy room, then now you know what it takes. To check out the lifestyle of Fotios Kahanamoku, visit his Flickr:
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