Thursday 4 October 2012

Kittyinda Henhouse

     I, Tegann California Parx, has always taken pride in being a role model for society. I reach out to my fans and, since they can't relate to my success and fame, they repay me by worshipping me. Unlike many "celebrities", I give back to them by signing autographs and posing for their pics. Seeing their cute little faces when they hand me over $20 just before the photo is taken really brings a smile to my face. That is why I had to take to time to let my fans know there are pictures floating around that someone claims features me. The person I'm referring to is Kittyinda Henhouse aka Toxic Candy.... 

This Motherfucker!!
  A while back, after months of emails and begging and bribing my agents (yes, I get that many work requests, I got 7), she managed to set up a photoshoot with me. I won't lie, she did amazing work and was very professional. These are the photo's she did that day: 


Fuck I look good!!

   Yeah so, as you can see I look incredible and was very pleased with how the pictures turned out. It's a shame it was all a set up to tarnish the immaculate reputation of your queen. I guess, out of all the snaps from the camera, she managed to get enough shots of my face to use in her future devilish plot. Even though I may have had a few bottles of Jack that day, I know I would never be caught dead doing what that little slut is doing on that pole. It's obvious that she photoshopped my modelesque face onto a body of a goddess. Once again, I am a hero to the kids so I have no doubt they will believe me over the paparazzi. I mean, what honest person has an alias, though Toxic Candy is fitting because she is trying to poison and rot my lil Tegannators brains. Here is a few samples of what you'll find on her website:




    Now if by chance this steamy, gorgeous sexpot is a look-a-like, then I can understand the temptation to use my name to reap the benefits of being me, but Kittyinda Henhouse knows it wasn't me. I am certain my team of lawyers will take care of this problem one way or another, so my fans shouldn't worry about anyone thinking I'd be caught dead in such unlady-like situations. However, the model in these photos is so stunning, I can't keep the rest of them from you. Because of copyright laws, I can only post 2, but to see more you will have to visit her site ( CLICK HERE). Also, there's alot of other sexy pics on the site...not as hot as "my" pics but still total hotness. (so I've been told...I don't indulge in such pornography!!) 

Tegann C. Parx out, bitches!

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